New mom asks Honda for new car after backseat birth (Excellent readers comments)

Fox News.com ^ | May 3, 2016

[nascarnation]

Interesting post. I read interviews with Uber drivers who said this is a frequent problem as a number of their customers are late night drunks. This may spawn another app of interior cleaners on demand....

[Ken H]

Just wait for the all new 2017 Honda Stork.

[Scrambler Bob]

Hey, it’s not her fault the baby was born in the backseat, it’s the car’s fault.
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And maybe it’s not her fault she got pregnant, it’s the cars fault.

[Rusty0604]

Lucky you!

[Pilgrim's Progress]

HABU02 3 days ago

It’s probably where she got pregnant also. Maybe she should ask for condoms.

[skimbell]

Actually she is the co founder of the magazine Reductress. It is compared to The Onion.

I stopped by and glanced at it and it seems to be interested in making some fun of the stuffy fems.

From what I saw of it she's just chittin' with Honda and looking for some material.

[DUMBGRUNT]

“I don’t know nothin’ ‘bout birthin’ babies!”

But that does sound exciting, and a good thing for you!

[Bigg Red]

Maybe Honda shoudl demand that she seek help for having ‘gimmedat’ derangement syndrome

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Best answer so far.

[Bigg Red]

I don’t think it’s worse than drunk barfing, and the morning after is definitely a lot better.

[PAR35]

a feminist website

Shouldn't she be driving a Subaru, not a Honda?

And next time, she needs to get vinyl seats, not cloth.

[IronJack]

Can I have a free car?

Oh, sure! And if you developed a severe case of diarrhea and crapped all over the seat, we'd give you a new one too. Or if your tummy got a little upset and you yakked breakfast in the glove box, why not? Your stupid problems are our responsibility after all, aren't they?

[5th MEB]

I would have thought that Honda already had built in features to prevent this.
How do you scr#w comfortably in a Honda?

[5th MEB]

One other thing.
Please no “How to Hump in a Honda” jokes.

[Albion Wilde]

Lady, just eat the afterbirth off of the seat and be New Age about it.

She can't do that! She's vegan.

[Albion Wilde]

Hey, it’s not her fault the baby was born in the backseat, it’s the car’s fault.

"Cars don't birth babies; people do."

[dfwgator]

Lady, just eat the afterbirth off of the seat and be New Age about it.

[al baby]

Give the bish a box of little trees

[YouGoTexasGirl]

Haaa

[xrmusn]

From what I saw of it she’s just chittin’ with Honda
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Thanks....

In ‘normal’ times I would have thought that but we ‘know’ the most outlandish claim anymore seems to turn out to have a kernel of truth to it...

A very ‘sad’ sign of the times...

[AZLiberty]

Can you say “moral hazard”?