Lol. Wicked funny. I can just heah-rit!
I lived on Revere (Tampon) Beach for 2 years. Miss having Kelly’s a mile down the road but NOT the airliners flying low overhead! Also my cute little Mazda was completely rusted out by the time I left.
Oh, and the Italian bakery that was there, oh my Gawd. SO good!
Hahahaha...”tampon beach”
And I just thought those pink things were sand!