Posted on 05/04/2016 8:57:11 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
Well-a well-a well-a huh
Tell me more, tell me more
Was it love at first sight?
Tell me more, tell me more
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Debating whether to listen today just to hear Rush have to discuss the demise of the guy he has been shilling for, but I know Rush is too cagey to ever give a mea culpa or say something gracious to the people he has been calling “Trumpsters” for months. I think I’ll check back with you guys later. After 27 years, Rush will have to earn his way back into my ears.
I’m just here for the monologue.
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That’s about how long I’ve been lasting each day. It usually indicates how the rest of the program will go.
Was in the car yesterday, punched up the talk station, and Limbaugh was in the middle of some monologue. Sixty seconds in, I hear “And that is why you need Life-Lock.” Sixty seconds more of that, and bumper music, and then some deadpan tinny-sounding voice talking about how her dog was shedding fur but now he eats “Dynomite” dog food.
Apparently he was re-playing the last show I tuned into.
According to newsies, Kasich will drop out this afternoon at 5:00 Ohio time.
And now there is only ONE.
Very good!
Just got a news flash—Kasich to suspend campaign. Per WSJ.
Rush arranged two place settings at the election table. One for Trump, and the other a high-chair, along with Beck and Levin — three high chairs where snotty, bratty three year olds are strapped in where they can scream and throw food around.
Wonder what Rush is going to say about yesterday’s development? Took me by surprise.
Glenn spent half the morning reading from his journal. He is still in high school, a rejected non-stud non-athletic that is totally ignored. Depression setting in big time...
This should be interesting. I predict Operation Chaos II. Vote Bernie!
I only heard a few minutes of Beck’s show today, but he seemed to be stepping back from the ledge.
He said, “I’m not #nevertrump. I’m #alwaysconstitution.”
Then he said to those who are in despair today, we need to keep fighting to take the party away from the political insiders and the New York banks.
Which is odd, given that his candidate was the career politician (going back to working for insider W. Bush), and his wife and campaign finances were deep into New York investment bank Goldman Sachs.
It’s such a chore from day to day trying to figure out who we’re supposed to hate.
Debating whether to listen today just to hear Rush have to discuss the demise of the guy he has been shilling for, but I know Rush is too cagey to ever give a mea culpa or say something gracious to the people he has been calling “Trumpsters” for months. I think I’ll check back with you guys later. After 27 years, Rush will have to earn his way back into my ears.
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I hear you!
Check the thread later; we can hopefully provide you a semblance of what direction Rush went.
I’m not a golfer. Ad guy’s the expert; we need his sage advice on that one.
How about this version?
Who’s the leader of the GOP
That’s made for you and me?
D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You’re ticked off as is he
D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
Donald Trump!
Donald Trump!
He’s going to build a wall
High! High! High! High!
He’s come along to right some wrongs
And totally not PC!
D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
Donald Trump wins
Donald Trump wins
He’ll fix things and
He’ll go places
He will make America
Great Again
Who’s the leader of the GOP
That’s made for you and me?
D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You’re ticked off as is he
D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
Donald Trump!
Donald Trump!
He’s going to build a wall
High! High! High! High!
He’s come along to right some wrongs
And totally not PC!
D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
Rush talking about Lee Harvey again
“A major Dissection...”
wants to know what went wrong
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