[grey_whiskers]

Cruz is too lawyerly combined with preacherish. A lawyer/preacher. God, I think those are the two least admired occupations in the US right now... .

You forgot GOP Senator.

Look, Cruz hit the trifecta! ;-)

[TontoKowalski]

I keep expecting Cruz to throw his hands in the air and shout:

PUHHH-RAIZZE JESUS! Send your money NOW!

He's the Jim Bakker of the presidential race. PTL Club!