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The special hell of a Cruz rally: What it's like to spend an evening with GOP’s oiliest operator
Salon ^ | February 5, 2016 | Gary Legum

Posted on 02/06/2016 1:23:54 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife

There is a boisterous Oath Keeper leaking alcohol from every pore sitting three seats away from me in a Nashua, New Hampshire, middle school auditorium hosting a Ted Cruz town hall. I'm wondering if it's too late to change seats.

The guy is wearing a camouflage jacket that doesn't quite hide the bulging middle-age belly straining at the faded Patriots T-shirt underneath. He's carrying a sign that reads "Like a Cruz missile, Ted will destroy ISIS" on one side and "Cruzin West" on the other, a plea for the Texas senator to pick former Florida congressman Allen West as his vice-presidential candidate. He's loudly telling everyone within earshot that we need to start a Cruz/West chant at some point and is met with approving responses from some of the people around me.

I decide not to move. If the Oath Keeper or anyone else spies my reporter's notebook and asks what outlet I'm with, I'll say World Net Daily and hope no one pulls out an iPhone to check.

It's all part of the carnival atmosphere of a Ted Cruz event being held at Elm Street Middle School, an imposing Gothic building that, as I drove up in the dark amidst a driving rain, made me think of an insane asylum in a movie, a comparison that felt more than appropriate once I was inside. Old men in baseball caps bearing the names of military units, moms holding babies in one hand and Ted Cruz signs in the other. Three people by the stage waving flags (from left to right: American, Israeli, Gadsden). Two flat-screen TVs on either side of the stage are showing a campaign film of more cheering crowds, backed by patriotic music and conservative activist Brent Bozell talking about all the reasons he loves Ted Cruz.

This is the New Hampshire I came to find. This is the polished and professional political rally of the true believers, ecstatic in their fervor and their belief in the rightness of their cause. It's exhilarating and terrifying. As the late great Hunter S. Thompson might have said, this is the belly of the beast.

Cruz is often described as "oily," but that word doesn't really do him justice. In fact, he's so oleaginous he reminds one of the puddles covering the stained cement floor of a Jiffy Lube. It's not just a physical characteristic - though there is that; the man has a sheen about him - but also one of affect. When he strides out to a rapturous greeting from the crowd and walks along the edge of the stage slapping hands with people in the front row, it feels so studied that I can picture college-age Ted Cruz practicing this move in his Princeton dorm room.

The speech is filled with the usual bullshit that no one will call him on, even in a GOP debate, because all the candidates are trying to appeal to a base that has gone beyond reason and Earth’s orbit. But it’s worth rebutting a few of the lies here, if only for the benefit of future archaeologists picking through the ruins of our civilization if Ted Cruz winds up leading it.

For economic policy, Cruz has a plan to turbocharge the American economy. It seems to go something like this:

- Repeal Obamacare

- Institute a flat tax on all personal and business income

- Economic growth!!!!!

Never mind that this plan would yank health insurance from millions of people and blow a hole in the deficit, adding mountains to the nation's $19 trillion debt that he decried elsewhere in his sermon. "Repeal Obamacare" and "flat tax" are words that appeal to the deepest, most primitive part of the conservative lizard brain. Any downsides can just be blamed on liberals later on.

Another Cruz proposal involves eliminating five major government agencies, including the Internal Revenue Service. Which raises the question: Who will collect the taxes that people and businesses would still be paying even with a flat tax in place? You may as well just tell the crowd you're eliminating taxes altogether.

On his proposal to "carpet-bomb" ISIS, Cruz has been getting blasted by military leaders for weeks for a) not seeming to know what carpet bombing actually is, and b) not knowing that it's a war crime. But he hasn't changed his pitch. In Nashua he tells the crowd that during the first Gulf War in 1991, the United States flew 1,100 sorties a day against the Iraqi army, "carpet-bombing" it into oblivion so that all our ground forces had to do once the invasion began was mop up the shattered remnants of Sadaam Hussein's forces. This understanding of carpet bombing is wildly inaccurate. Cruz either does not know this, or more likely he does not care. I'm betting on the latter.

That's because he needs this audience, and every other audience, to believe in the holy rightness of his crusade. And if this crowd is any indication, he's succeeding. This rally has the feel of a campaign that could go all the way, no matter how dangerous the proposals driving it are.

Because these are the true believers, and true believers know that they are right and everyone else is not only wrong, but evil and stupid. (When Cruz mocks some environmental protesters who briefly interrupt him, the man sitting directly behind me yells with unsuppressed fury, "They're Bolsheviks!" I can almost feel the spittle on the back of my neck.) This is a darker place than the Donald Trump rally I attended the night before. There, one got the sense Trump's support was a mile wide but an inch deep. This, though, this is something more primal.

It's all enough to make one despair, and to pray to a God you don't believe in that something can stop this train, that some part of the GOP establishment can still rally to knock down this campaign or that there is a very finite percentage of even conservative voters to whom it will appeal. And also to get out of this auditorium before Cruz pulls a couple of vipers from a sack and everyone starts speaking in tongues.


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.. Two flat-screen TVs on either side of the stage are showing a campaign film of more cheering crowds, backed by patriotic music..


1 posted on 02/06/2016 1:23:54 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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On his proposal to "carpet-bomb" ISIS, Cruz has been getting blasted by military leaders for weeks for a) not seeming to know what carpet bombing actually is, and b) not knowing that it's a war crime. But he hasn't changed his pitch. In Nashua he tells the crowd that during the first Gulf War in 1991, the United States flew 1,100 sorties a day against the Iraqi army, "carpet-bombing" it into oblivion so that all our ground forces had to do once the invasion began was mop up the shattered remnants of Sadaam Hussein's forces. This understanding of carpet bombing is wildly inaccurate. Cruz either does not know this, or more likely he does not care. I'm betting on the latter.

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FR THREAD: A Reagan Doctrine for the Twenty-First Century - Let's take off our gloves

Post #1: The AEI scholars recommend a return to the level of defense spending proposed by Robert Gates, and the gradual build to "an affordable floor of 4 percent of gross domestic product that would sustain the kind of military America needs." These numbers might not be as shocking as Reagan's. But at least they would reverse the hollowing out of the force. And they would grab the attention of the Kremlin.

"...."You claim it is tough talk to discuss carpet bombing," [Ted] Cruz said. "It is not tough talk. It is a different fundamental military strategy than what we've seen from Barack Obama."

Cruz continued to hammer Obama over his military strategy.

"Barack Obama right now, No. 1, over seven years, has dramatically degraded our military," he said.

He then invoked the Persian Gulf War, using it as justification of his strategy of increased air attacks:

Just two weeks ago was the 25th anniversary of the first Persian Gulf War. When that war began, we had 8,000 planes. Today we have about 4,000. When that war began, we had 529 ships, today we have 272. You want to know what carpet-bombing is? It's what we did in the first Persian Gulf War: 1,100 air attacks a day, saturation bombing that utterly destroyed the enemy. Right now Barack Obama is launching about 15 and 30 air attacks a day. He's not arming the Kurds. We need to define the enemy, we need to rebuild the military, to defeat the enemy, and we need to be focused and lift the rules of engagement so we're not sending our fighting men and women into combat with their arms tied behind their backs. Jan 28, 2016

2 posted on 02/06/2016 1:32:22 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
.. WBZ-UMass Amherst Poll: Trump, Sanders Lead In NH (Trump up 34% to 14% for Rubio and 9% for Cruz) ..

Cincy?

Cincy!!

CLEAR!


3 posted on 02/06/2016 1:35:55 AM PST by Byron_the_Aussie (Michelle Obama, The Early Years: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBYGxBlFOSU)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

The special hell of a Cruz rally: What it’s like to spend an evening with GOP’s oiliest operator.

“The speech is filled with the usual bullshit that no one will call him on”....


4 posted on 02/06/2016 1:38:36 AM PST by Faith65 (Isaiah 40:31)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Salon is populated by adolescent homosexuals and trannies.


5 posted on 02/06/2016 1:38:49 AM PST by Eagles6 ( Valley Forge Redux. If not now, when? If not here, where? If not us then who?)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Gary Legum belongs on someones list

It is so amazing that American has begat these people


6 posted on 02/06/2016 1:41:05 AM PST by LeoWindhorse
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To: Byron_the_Aussie
Your usual, "QUICK! deflect attention away from content" distraction.
7 posted on 02/06/2016 1:48:27 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Bobalu

This is what the Left has been teaching our kids and grandkids.

As Rush says, “They always tell you who they fear the most.”


9 posted on 02/06/2016 1:51:11 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: LeoWindhorse

http://www.salon.com/writer/gary_legum/


10 posted on 02/06/2016 1:52:19 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

No one is more oily than Trump


11 posted on 02/06/2016 1:53:45 AM PST by GeronL (I remember when this was a conservative forum)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Yup, what scares me is Rush’s love affair for Rubio of late...Rubio is so slick he makes a banana peel look like sandpaper.


12 posted on 02/06/2016 1:54:20 AM PST by Bobalu (I told you so!)
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To: LeoWindhorse

Without a picture, I can see this guy sitting there looking down his effeminate snoot at all of the conservatives. You can bet your mortgage that this guy never served his country yet writes this sneering snotty piece which the most disdain saved for elderly patriotic veterans. Self employed wannabe writer who is a joke.


13 posted on 02/06/2016 1:57:53 AM PST by doosee (Captain, we are approaching a new level of Hell.)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Gary’s boyfriend must’ve deflated.


14 posted on 02/06/2016 1:59:31 AM PST by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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To: Eagles6

Odd to hear criticism about biased news outlets, considering how the Cruz campaign accepted and amplified “breaking news” from CNN, without even verifying it.


15 posted on 02/06/2016 2:04:29 AM PST by grania
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

oleaginous
[oh-lee-aj-uh-nuh s]

adjective
1. having the nature or qualities of oil.
2. containing oil.
3. producing oil.
4. unctuous; fawning; smarmy.


16 posted on 02/06/2016 2:11:17 AM PST by jonrick46 (The Left has a mental disorder: A totalitarian mindset..)
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To: Bobalu
Yup, what scares me is Rush's love affair for Rubio of late...Rubio is so slick he makes a banana peel look like sandpaper.

I don't see Rush as having a love affair with Rubio [Rush is a Cruz guy].

What Rush is doing is Spinning Plates

Watch that and then see if you agree.

17 posted on 02/06/2016 2:12:24 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: jonrick46

Yeah, how about that?

I’ve heard that “oily” pejorative used here on FR.


18 posted on 02/06/2016 2:14:30 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

This commentary by Gary Legum is a good example of why the MSM is becoming irrelevant. Everything is a biased, oleaginous, hyperbole from the fantasy land of the Unicorn Farm. Reading it raises the spittle on my lips like a conditioned response preparing to let my missile fly at the object of my distaste. If the MSM does not get a grip, they will find themselves in the ash can of history.

I hope Ted Cruz holds it together up to the Convention. We may need him for the fight of America’s life in the election.


19 posted on 02/06/2016 2:30:06 AM PST by jonrick46 (The Left has a mental disorder: A totalitarian mindset..)
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To: Faith65

“The special hell of a Cruz rally: What it’s like to spend an evening with GOP’s oiliest operator.”

Well, the author did everything but call Cruz a Greaser. A racially offense word right up there with the N Word. However, even though it was nuanced in meaning it was there. Looking for the outrage......


20 posted on 02/06/2016 2:31:59 AM PST by snoringbear (E.oGovernment is the Pimp,)
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