Cruz Calls Everyone ‘Stupid, Fat, and Ugly,’ Claiming to Speak on Trump’s Behalf

nationalreview.com ^ | January 28

[lewislynn]

Cruz looks like we wishes he was back in Cananda

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

New double standard. Does as Trump says, not as he does and never mock him.

[Neu Pragmatist]

Very good post and points ... you bring an excellent perspective to the debate ... thank you

[Karl Spooner]

[Lagmeister]

Nice find!

[poconopundit]

...Think back to junior high ... Be cool! ,act like you don't want the girl

What do you mean?   In his own mind, he's the coolest guy in Edmonton Junior High :- )

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Here's a little GIMP art I put together for FReeper amusement.   It's actually adapted from this poster you can buy on the Cruz website.   Can you imagine an evangelical candidate selling a photo of himself like this on his website?   Not sure Rafael Sr. would approve :- )

P.S. I have many business colleagues in Canada.   Great people.  

[Karl Spooner]

Sort of represents who the Cruzers are.

[map]

Thanks. Cruz was rehearsed, and definitely not funny. He’ll never be the showman Trump is. Why does he even try?

[PghBaldy]

To be fair, Carson did leave a stethoscope in a patient’s skull.

[heights]

A feel bad for the guy, a true,’Oh my God that’s pitiful’ moment.

[Lagmeister]

Use your Ronald Reagan voice, “Well, you know mommy... Ted Cruz is not funny.”

[mkjessup]

[cue whining(underscored)]

"Don't bother responding cause I'm not reading it."

You didn't need to, it was a picture that said 10000 words.
Great pic of beck by the way.

But WAIT - there's MORE!! :)

Exciting news from the Iowa front lines!

[chris37]

I think he looks more like....

[libbylu]

He mocked your boy several times. Funny.

[5thGenTexan]

So Trump did insult Carson, but Cruz puts words in his mouth by repeating how he insulted him? And I remember the “maniac” comments about Cruz..

[over3Owithabrain]

To be fair, Carson did leave a stethoscope in a patients skull.

Maybe the guy wanted to hear himself think.

[Will88]

It was a JOKE, people.

The problem is the debate thread and now this one is filled with, apparently very necessary, exclamations that Cruz's awkward routine WAS A JOKE!

If it has to be explained over and over, it must not have been a very good joke, or it must have been a very poor delivery.

[Rusty0604]

There are different types of humor. I like Cruz humor.

[mkjessup]

"He mocked your boy several times. Funny."

And your 'boy' came across as a smug Eddie Haskell.

I predict a further decline in Cruz' poll numbers after that lame attempt to be a comedian.

Maybe you could travel to Iowa and volunteer to sew up that great big hole in Cruz' foot that he blasted in it tonight?

Meanwhile, Donald Trump has helped raise over 5 million dollars for our Veterans, of which 1 million of that came from his own pocket.

Let's hear you say a few kind words about Trump for that? If had not been for Trump, the event would not have taken place on the scale we're seeing.

[Rusty0604]

But it is funny when Trump says it?