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Documentary: Chuck Norris Helped Open Communist Romania to West
NewsBusters.org ^
| January 1, 2016
| Sarah Stites
Posted on 01/01/2016 5:24:23 PM PST by Kaslin
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posted on
01/01/2016 5:24:23 PM PST
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Kaslin
Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird
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posted on
01/01/2016 5:26:45 PM PST
by
dsrtsage
(One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
To: Kaslin
Oh God. Here they come. Chuck Norris jokes. Can’t wait (sarcasm)
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posted on
01/01/2016 5:26:59 PM PST
by
IAMNO1
(Enough with the divisions. Lets get somebody in there who'll fix this mess.)
To: Kaslin
The Nile River was formed by the tears of the sphinx after Chuck Norris broke its nose, it still cries today
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posted on
01/01/2016 5:28:05 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: dsrtsage
The only reason you beat me was because you had to type less!
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posted on
01/01/2016 5:28:32 PM PST
by
IAMNO1
(Enough with the divisions. Lets get somebody in there who'll fix this mess.)
To: Kaslin
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posted on
01/01/2016 5:29:33 PM PST
by
SkyDancer
("Nobody Said I Was Perfect But Yet Here I Am")
To: IAMNO1
Every night the boogie-man checks under his bed for....Chuck Norris.
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posted on
01/01/2016 5:30:32 PM PST
by
Tailback
To: Kaslin
Ghosts sit around the camp fire telling Chuck Norris stories.
To: Tailback
Honesty, I’m choking on my vodka (from another thread) and pretzels. It’s like watching a train wreck and there is nothing you can do about it. Just say the words “Chuck Norris” and stand back and watch.
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posted on
01/01/2016 5:34:45 PM PST
by
IAMNO1
(Enough with the divisions. Lets get somebody in there who'll fix this mess.)
To: IAMNO1
Superman and Chuck Norris made a bet just before arm wrestling—the loser had to wear his underwear outside his trousers for the rest of his life.
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posted on
01/01/2016 5:35:20 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Kaslin
To: Kaslin
From the mid 80s to early 90s, our neighbor smuggled bibles into communist Romania. He was one of the bravest men I knew. I cannot imagine what would have happened to him if he had been caught.
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posted on
01/01/2016 5:40:03 PM PST
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not, no explanation is possible)
To: Kaslin
After Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home from the hospital.
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posted on
01/01/2016 5:44:23 PM PST
by
dainbramaged
(Get out of my country now)
To: Kaslin
A day in my life that really put a smile on my face - hearing that communist dictator Ceacescu was dragged out and shot dead by the people he oppressed.
There is justice in the world, sometimes.
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posted on
01/01/2016 5:44:32 PM PST
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: IAMNO1
Theyre required by law. :-)
Chuck Norris was born May 7th, 1945. The Germans surrendered May 8th 1945. Coincidence? I don’t think so
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posted on
01/01/2016 5:53:35 PM PST
by
dsrtsage
(One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
To: Kaslin
If you google the words “chuck norris sucks” the only results you get back are the words “run while you still can”
To: IAMNO1
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posted on
01/01/2016 5:57:30 PM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
To: SandRat
That’s why their not telling “Terry Kath” jokes.
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posted on
01/01/2016 5:59:52 PM PST
by
IAMNO1
(Enough with the divisions. Lets get somebody in there who'll fix this mess.)
To: Kaslin
Cuz they finally found somebody to whip Dracula’s *ss... That’s why.
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posted on
01/01/2016 6:03:37 PM PST
by
roamer_1
(Globalism is just Socialism in a business suit.)
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