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Why Does Global Warming Only Turn Muslims Into Terrorists?
Erick On The Radio ^ | 11/22/2015 | Erick Erickson

Posted on 11/25/2015 4:06:01 AM PST by HomerBohn

Global warming is the cause of terrorism in the Middle East and around the world according to Martin O'Malley, Bernie Sanders, Barack Obama, and other Democrats. Let's add in the Prince of Wales. With a straight face they make this claim, ignoring any and all other evidence to the contrary.

But if that is so, if global warming causes terrorism, then I think the Democrats need to answer this question: why does global warming only turn Muslims into terrorists?

There are Jews in the Middle East and Africa. There are Christians in the Middle East and Africa. There are animists, Zoroastrians, Hindus, and others. But only certain Muslims, often from wealthy families, turn into terrorists. The Jews, Christians, animists, Zoroastrians, Hindus, and the rest never seem to be affected by global warming in that way.

Perhaps instead of spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to explore why lesbians are fat, the federal government should spend some cash on why global warming turns only Muslims into terrorists.

Or maybe it doesn't.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Editorial; Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: energy; epa; globalwarminghoax; gorebalwarming; klimatechange; methane; opec; petroleum; popefrancis; romancatholicism
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To: HomerBohn

Because in the old days, the Middle East was a lush, fertile valley where lemonade springs bubbled up beside gumdrop trees, and unicorns frolicked in the meadows. Then Western civilization emerged and men began burning coal (the “Devil Stone”) to power their fire-belching industrial machines. In a short hundred years, the Middle East, home to most of the world’s peace-loving muslim faithful, went from sylvan paradise to wasteland, because the industrial machinery of the West focused all the sun’s rays on the Unicorn Valley and burned it all up. This drove the peace-loving muslims to seek new homes and to try to restore the paradise they once knew. But the Orges of the West resisted their peaceful efforts so the pious muslim hordes were forced to defend themselves.

See?


21 posted on 11/25/2015 5:23:25 AM PST by IronJack
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To: Vigilanteman

I believe you are incorrect on your date for the end of the Little Ice Age.

According to Encyclopedia Britannica: “Today some scientists use it to distinguish only the period 1500-1850, when mountain glaciers expanded to their greatest extent, but the phrase is more commonly applied to the broader period 1300-1850.”

That being said, I cannot disagree with the rest of your comment.


22 posted on 11/25/2015 5:28:34 AM PST by Nuocmam
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To: HomerBohn

Nothing more than a diversion generated by pathological liars with a political agenda to subjugate the masses.


23 posted on 11/25/2015 5:29:05 AM PST by Neoliberalnot (Marxism works well only with the uneducated and the unarmed.)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

Obviously, if our lifestyle is what is driving climate change, we shouldn't be bringing more people here, duh!
24 posted on 11/25/2015 5:57:12 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Here's to the day the forensics people scrape what's left of Putin off the ceiling of his limo.)
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To: HomerBohn

They think that it’s a pretest of where they are headed when they die/arekilled (HE**).


25 posted on 11/25/2015 6:33:01 AM PST by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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To: MortMan
State Terrorism is the spawn of the globull whatever it is this month scam.

So there may in fact be something to this theory.

Hmmmmmm

26 posted on 11/25/2015 7:26:44 AM PST by JEDI4S (I don't mean to cause trouble...it just happens naturally through the Force!)
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To: Nuocmam
I'll concede you are correct. It was generally thought to be waning and returning to normal weather patterns, but we did have the year without a summer in 1816, thought to be more of a consequence of the massive 1815 eruption of Mount Tambora in the Dutch East Indies (Indonesia).

Still, whatever weather source you use, the connection between Muslim aggression and weather patterns in 1800 or 2015 is purely coincidental.

The only time we have NOT had widespread Muslim aggression since Mad Mo came on the scene is during periods of major smack downs such as the crusades, the years after major battles such as Tours (732), Lepanto (1571) and Vienna (1529 & 1683) or colonization (1860-1945). Colonization was, by far, the most effective strategy but has its consequences in allowing savage immigration back into the homelands of the former colonial powers.

27 posted on 11/25/2015 7:43:46 AM PST by Vigilanteman (ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
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To: beaversmom
Things that make you go ‘hmmmm. . .’: thousands of years ago a bunch of stupid people wandered into the sands of Saudi and other mid-east hell-holes nearby, looked around at the barren, sandy land where water and plant life was almost non-existent and heat well over 120 degrees with no shade, and these dolts said: “Geee. . .look at this worthless place, let's stay!”

Why would they do that. . .other than being stupid.

28 posted on 11/25/2015 8:58:34 AM PST by Hulka
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To: MortMan
"Why does global warming only turn Muslims into terrorists?"

Erick Erickson hit a home run with this one... I'll be using it tomorrow too...

29 posted on 11/25/2015 8:58:49 AM PST by GOPJ ("Why does global warming only turn Muslims into terrorists?" - - Erick Erickson)
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To: IronJack

Wow. . .who knew. . .


30 posted on 11/25/2015 8:59:11 AM PST by Hulka
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To: Hulka

I certainly couldn’t eek out an existence there...nor in the North Pole! I couldn’t do extreme heat nor extreme cold.

Your post reminds me of the Sam Kinison bit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0q4o58pKwA


31 posted on 11/25/2015 5:12:15 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: beaversmom

Forgot all about him and that skit.

Excellent. Funny. And so very true.


32 posted on 11/26/2015 4:18:43 AM PST by Hulka
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To: Vigilanteman

“But the reality is that the Little Ice Age ended about a century earlier; the Dark Age mentality of Islam had not.”

I like that!


33 posted on 11/28/2015 3:29:08 AM PST by smartyaz
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