"Hello, this is CNN. We're taking a poll. . . .
Democrats used to be half-wits, but today most are complete idiots. Here’s the empirical scientific evidence:
http://www.campbellmgold.com/archive_esoteric/morons_imbeciles_idiots.pdf
Democratic National Committee—Morons - Those with IQs between 51 and 70 (adequate learning skills to complete menial tasks and to communicate)
Local Party officials—Imbeciles - Those with IQs between 26 and 50 (unable to progress past a mental age of approximately six)
Rank-and-file—Idiots - those with IQs between 0 and 25 (poor motor skills, extremely limited communication, and little response to stimulus)
Your average Democrat is basically a pithed frog, capable only of galvanic responses.