Bacon to be classified as dangerous as asbestos by World Health Organization

Biz PAC ^ | 10.24/2015 | Guy Bentley

[Vendome]

Dammit, I think I’m dying I just had some bacon eggs and sausage and an extra order of bacon something is eating me alive

[Jeff Chandler]

“...from my cold, dead, greasy hands!”

[infowarrior]

I don’t care what they build in its place!

Why *build* anything at all? The Romans had it right. Sow the ground with salt, and have done with it.

the infowarrior

[Ellendra]

Anybody got a good recipe for bacon cure? I tried curing my own last year, but it came out WAAAYYYYY too salty! I was hoping for more of a maple/brown sugar flavor.

I have a working cold smoker already.

[lentulusgracchus]

BTTT .... always busy hands around the shrimp-salad bar at the UN. As a high-school acquaintance of mine once said, who later married a Danish diplomat and joined the social whirl around UN Geneva, it's a tough life always going to parties and being cosseted on little clouds and pampered by doves and cherubs, but somebody's gotta do it.

[Svartalfiar]

Don’t be knocking Muslim scientists.

Don’t forget it was a Muslim who invented the condom by using the small intestine in a young goat.

However, it was an Englishman who improved the idea by removing the intestine from the animal.

Of course, it was the Scottish who managed to invent the pagpipes in a similar manner - NOT safe for work!

[SkyDancer]

When broken down to its individual components, the oxygen we breath would kill us; combined it keeps us alive. Is G-d Great or what?

[Guardian Sebastian]

Heavens, save us from the good people!

[IronJack]

You are silly.

But healthy ...

[lentulusgracchus]

I think I will head into the kitchen and cook some bacon right now!

LOL -- Cann Iii haaaave soommmme? </off whine>

Note the suspicious timing, so very close to the abortive federal (federal, notice, as in "the jihadi Catamite") ban on pork products in US prisons.

Suggestion: Announce that ALL food in US prisons will contain porkfat in some quantity. See who riots. Put them down hard and hang them all. End of Islamofascist proselytizing in US prisons. No more Malcolm X's, etc.

[themidnightskulker]

you should try bacon stuffed waffles with lots of butter and maple syrup.

[lentulusgracchus]

.... if they try I will use their corpses to feed the hogs

Aw, don't do that -- you'll contaminate the hogs!

Leave 'em for the buzzards instead. Some forensic experimentor once showed that buzzards can clean up a human corpse in a single day.

[Ditter]

I'd say come on over but MrD doesn't like to share.

[Steve_Seattle]

These things need to be taken seriously. Once they classify meats in this manner, it will give them the rationale to outright ban them some day, r to tax them out of the reach of the average person. It is another elitist grab: red meat for me, but not for thee.

[bgill]

Good. More bacon for me! Found some $2 lb. (yes, a full 16 oz) packages yesterday and filled the freezer.

[sheik yerbouty]

All of 0bama’s friends in his 57 states..

[Kickass Conservative]

I do the same, but I always make time to have some Lead Based Paint Chips for Dessert.

[x]

Sign me up for the bacon removal team ...

[WhiskeyX]

I still say we should be using bacon bombs and pork lubricated munitions against ISIS.

[IronJack]

Yummmm! Slice up a few Alar-laced apples, sprinkle them with DDT, then serve atop a bed of tuna-free dolphin. Drink with plenty of cyclamate-enhanced high-fructose corn syrup.