HANDSHAKE (Caption Time)

Telegraph ^ | 09/29/2015

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

I wouldn’t shake his hand either.

[PistolPaknMama]

There’s some weird body language there with the hands. It doesn’t seem that people extend their hands for a handshake with the fingers open, like Hussein is doing. It seems more of a grab, claw, slap. Or course he could have just been saying “put me some right there, Pooty.”

[SandRat]

Did he wash his hands bfore leaving the JOHN?

[yoe]

You mean the "look ya'll, I shrunk my clothes" look?

[longfellow]

scissors, paper, rock, lizard, Spock.

[AU72]

If he gives me another limp-wristed shake I’ll crush his fingers.

[left that other site]

Eyewwww...Cooties!

[tuffydoodle]

I knew the comments on this one would be priceless.

[pke]

Putin wonders, “Why does he have a woman’s hand and his wife has man hands?”

[left that other site]

hehehe

The picture is priceless, so there ya go! :-)

[ETL]

There’s some weird body language there with the hands. It doesn’t seem that people extend their hands for a handshake with the fingers open, like Hussein is doing.

[mikrofon]

BEFORE & AFTER:

[max americana]

how come Klownie the kenyan didn’t bow when he meets other foreign leaders like he did with Putin?

[Vendome]

Psych

[blueunicorn6]

Putin has the advantage of a lower center of gravity.

He’s thinking,

“I wonder how far I could throw this curtain hanger?”

[SMARTY]

Counting the fingers first?

[Moonman62]

Putin looks tiny compared to Barry, and Barry looks tiny compared to Michelle. What does that tell you?

[ETL]

Both of these guys are snakes who can’t be trusted. Anyone who looks up to Putin as some sort of hero is mentally deranged. Or just really friggin stupid and/or ignorant of history.

[silverleaf]

ding ding ding!

[GOPJ]

“He’s got cooties - he’s got cooties”