Pope Exits Giant Airbus and Gets Into Tiny Symbolic Car

Rush Limbaugh.com ^ | September 23, 2015 | Rush Limbaugh

[Kaslin]

Bump

[Impy]

LMAO!

[truth_seeker]

“Find-da-Pope-in-da-pizza”

Father Guido Sarducci

(Don Novello)

[Lucy Hamilton]

I’m glad :) We were forewarned about this.

It’s not our job to alert the others who are obviously falling for Francis’ comments, but we have to hope they wake up to what he’s saying.

[freedumb2003]

>>What stunts are you talking about?<<

Jumping into a tiny car just for appearances sake. Diplomatic visits have a standard routine, which includes limos and the like. It was a LOT more hassle and work to produce a tiny Italian car for the 10 foot drive just for the photo-op “look at me NOT in a limo!”

This Pope is deeply disappointing. His public “modesty” is all but screaming “publicity primus!”

[Lucy Hamilton]

The new Fiat’s are pretty good, much bigger than the other ones. I’ve been in one, it was rather nice.

[SamAdams76]

That never gets old and everytime the Pope is in the news, I'm always thinking about Father Guido Sarducci and the "Finda-da-Pope-in-da-pizza" contest.

It's amazing to me all the interest in the Pope last couple weeks. I think it's because of John Paul's visit, personally, but, you know, whatever the reason, people are buyin' these posters that show all of the Popes and people want to know what their names are, what their real names are, when they was livin', when they died, all that stuff. And, going along with this Papal mania, I've kind of designed a contest about the Popes. [holds up a large photo showing a close-up of the surface of a pizza] It's called "Find the Popes in the Pizza" ... All two hundred and fifty-four Popes, they're in here. ... And, what we're gonna do in about one minute, we're gonna put a close-up of this on your screen and, you at home, all you have to do is get some, like, wax paper, any kind of paper you can see through and paste it to your screen -- or tape it, whatever you want -- and all you gotta do is get a pencil and draw a circle around every place you see a picture of a Pope. And, while we're doing this--

Well, I think what I'm gonna do for the prize, whoever wins -- you know, finds the most Popes -- they'll get to have a button that I designed myself. I noticed on the tour, the best selling button was this. [holds up button] It says, "I Got a Peek at the Pope" ... And I designed a button that I think even more people can relate to. [holds up another button] It says, "I saw the Pope on TV" ... This is what you win. And now, I think, we're about ready. So while you're looking at the pizza for thirty seconds, I'm gonna play a cut from Pius XII's album. ... Here is Pius XII singing "On the Sunny Side of the Street" ... And now find the Pope in the pizza. Good luck to you. All two hundred and fifty-four.

[A jazz recording of the old pop song "On the Sunny Side of the Street" plays as we dissolve to close-up of the pizza: mostly a red mass of tomato sauce, but also cheese and one rather large image of a Pope sitting behind a desk in the lower right hand corner. The other Popes are invisible to the naked eye. A clock ticks off thirty seconds in the upper left hand corner as Father Sarducci's voice chimes in with occasional helpful hints.]

Some are easy to find, some are hard. ... Here's a little clue for you. Most of the Popes have red faces. ... Here's another clue. One of them is in the right side of the screen. ... Behind the desk.

[Time runs out, the song ends, and we return to Father Sarducci at the desk.]

Well, I hope that you got quite a few of them. Now, all you have to do is take the paper off, fold it up, put in an envelope, and address it to [holds up an envelope] "Find the Popes in the Pizza Contest" ... 30 Rockefeller Plaza New York, New York 10020 ZIP. And I suggest that up here you put your return address. And the reason for that is when you go to the mailbox, just before you put it into the slot, you look here and it reminds you of where you should go back to. ... Well, it was more than wonderful. Arrivederci, America!

[RightGeek]

Glad you liked it.

[Lucy Hamilton]

He has described illegal immigrants as “pilgrims”. He wants the world to welcome them.

Put this together with his political views, his anti-Christian statements and you get rather a dangerous fellow.

[billys kid]

He will be speaking English only four times in his eighteen speeches. Can you imagine him in south America speaking Spanish only four times?

He disgusts me.

[billys kid]

Nor am I.

[Lucy Hamilton]

The way it’s going on, Spanish is going to be your official language within the next generation.

That’s what uncontrolled immigration does.

[rovenstinez]

Freedumb2003 has hit the nail on the head, and should be contributing editor for the Washington Post or the WSJ. Obviously, you would expect the protocol of a Head of State to fit into the plan and tradition of desiring to HONOR HIM, and not make others feel bad because they choose to go with the limo. He may have made his point, but then he should have made his flight from Cuba in a Cessna Piper Cub, and not be hypocritical about it.

[mass55th]

"Apparently, Bill has invited him to the show..."

I wnder if he's started working on a "Killing Pope Francis" book yet.

[billys kid]

This false pope in no way shape or form represents Jesus. This ant-pope represents ALL the heretics, past and present.

Ummm! Jesus is the Way the Truth and the Life.

This false prophet is more in line with Judas.

“‘Now it can be said…’ — this is written by…Melchior Cano, a famous theologian in the 16th century — ‘Now it can be said briefly that those who defend blindly and indiscriminately any judgment whatsoever of the Supreme Pontiff concerning every matter weaken the authority of the Apostolic See; they do not support it; they subvert it; they do not fortify it… . Peter has no need of our lies; he has no need of our adulation.’ In other words, we must be vigilant. We must be objective in our approach to the present crisis in the Church.”

[billys kid]

This false pope in no way shape or form represents Jesus. This ant-pope represents ALL the heretics, past and present.

Ummm! Jesus is the Way the Truth and the Life.

This false prophet is more in line with Judas.

“‘Now it can be said…’ — this is written by…Melchior Cano, a famous theologian in the 16th century — ‘Now it can be said briefly that those who defend blindly and indiscriminately any judgment whatsoever of the Supreme Pontiff concerning every matter weaken the authority of the Apostolic See; they do not support it; they subvert it; they do not fortify it… . Peter has no need of our lies; he has no need of our adulation.’ In other words, we must be vigilant. We must be objective in our approach to the present crisis in the Church.”

[billys kid]

Sickening isn’t it.
You may be interested in this amazing article.

http://www.onepeterfive.com/category/1p5-blog/

[billys kid]

Oops!

Leading Pro-Life Priest Laments “The Francis Effect”

[windcliff]

I’ll always remember that skit.

[Talisker]

His “humility” is ostentatious.

Yes.