Call in the “Fringe” Division.
By the way, the Jeffrey Alan Lash story seems to have disappeared.
http://dailycaller.com/2015/07/24/underwater-car-guns-and-6-5-tons-of-ammunition-found-in-home-of-dead-man/
Ask and ye shall receive: http://ktla.com/2015/08/28/palisades-man-who-amassed-millions-in-cash-weapons-convinced-women-he-was-alien-savior/