Report: Obama Accused Derek Jeter Of Hustling Him In Golf Game

Breitbart.com ^ | August 25, 2015 | Trent Baker

[Biggirl]

President Barack Obama has played a lot of golf in his days as the nation’s leader. On Monday, Obama relayed one of his golf stories while speaking at a fundraiser for the Nevada Democratic Party hosted at the home of The Las Vegas Sun owner Brian Greenspun. Obama talked about about golfing with Greenspun and former New York Yankees star Derek Jeter, saying the two “stole money” from him because Jeter was “shanking balls everywhere” at the practice range and then beat him on the course.

[US_MilitaryRules]

Why? He shook/hustled 0 down for some chump change! lol

[MinuteGal]

Obama gives me the jeters.

Leni

[Old Yeller]

Barky’s been hustling us for 8 years.

[TomGuy]

I have noticed that Obama’s golf scores are as absent from the media as his birth records, college transcripts, Harvard Review writings, etc.

Jeter probably beat him so bad at golf that he threw a tantrum.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

“This guy is just a fouled-up clown, just like most New Yorkers.”

My first instinct was to bash you, but then I realized you’re right.

[hal ogen]

The prez gambling? How classless. What’s new for this poseur?

[Alberta's Child]

Thank you. LOL.

[SpinnerWebb]

"Gambling's illegal at Bushwood, sir!"

[Rodamala]

My very queer theater professor in college told all the kids that it is a well known fact in the gay community that Jeter is a switch-hitter.

[Rodamala]

...and I never slice!

[wattsgnu]

You and that “teacher” sound like Red Sox fans.

[b4its2late]

Obama throws a baseball like a turd, so I bet he golfs like one too. On the other hand, Jeter.....

[T-Bone Texan]

Jeter has the herp.

Got it from Jessica Alba.

Gave it to Alisha Cuthbert.

There is an infographic out there detailing all the, ahem, “contacts”.

[Red Badger]

Catcher, Pitcher, Short stop or left field?...................

[upchuck]

A: Nothing.

Q: What is the difference between what Jeeter did to nobama and what the Iranians did to nobama.

[mulligan]

Jeter only hustled you, Obama. You are hustling America and Americans.

[AppyPappy]

Betting on golf is illegal.

[nascarnation]

Looking at Derek’s chicks, I think it’s pretty safe to put him solidly in the hetero category....

http://espn.go.com/new-york/gallery/?id=5319309&image=0

[USNBandit]

Thanks for the warning. Scratching Alisha off my short list. :)

[T-Bone Texan]

I too used to love Alisha, going back years, and before Hollywood ruined her. She got her start on Popular Mechanics for Kids.

She was my favorite Canadian!

Now her beav is a petri dish of other men’s infidelities.