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The Coming (And Hilarious) Democrat Implosion
Townhall.com ^ | July 27, 2015 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 07/27/2015 1:51:16 AM PDT by Kaslin

Republicans fear a repeat of 1992, with a squishy Bush at the head of the ticket watching helplessly as some populist businessman/novelty act hands the election to a Clinton. But Democrats should fear the far more likely repeat of 1968.

Ah, the 1968 convention … just thinking of it brings a smile to the face of every normal American. Let’s start with hordes of Chicago cops kicking the psychedelia out of dirty hippies. Footage of all-American flatfoots clocking VC-flag waving pinkos with nightsticks is more erotic than a hundred “Fifty Shades” books. Just thinking about it makes me want to light up a Marlboro and cuddle.

Then there was the fun and games inside the convention hall – nothing like blue stater on blue stater fratricide to quicken the pulse and put a spring in your step. That glorious intramural warfare led to a Republican president. It may well again in 2016.

Back in 1968, the Democrat Party was divided between liberals who loved America and liberals who hated everything about it. The situation is a little different now, with today’s Democrat Party divided between liberals who hate everything about America and liberals who really, really hate everything about it.

The delightful scene at Netroots where Martin O’Malley was forced to do penance before a jeering crowd of washed-out undergrads for the sin of saying “All lives matter” was a harbinger of the future. The Democrats are on the verge of being sucked into their own vortex of progressive insanity that will bar them from any chance to reach out of their psychotic echo chamber to normal Americans. It serves them right.

Hillary doesn’t need this. Her poll numbers are plummeting – gee, who would have thought that a corrupt, condescending, commie shrew might be unpopular? Hillary is America’s First Wife, a sour, sexless, disapproving presence eager to spend the next eight years telling us all how we are failing to measure up to her exacting standards.

She’s also what passes for diversity among the Democratic candidates, and then only because she is one of those woman women, the kind of woman that has woman DNA and not just a whim to be a chick today.

Of course, while she started out thinking the whole XX chromosome thing was going to win it all for her, the freak show that is her base decided to go off-script and force the Democrat candidates to pretend that the activists aren’t all stark raving mad. That’s why Hillary is simultaneously trying to suck-up to the activist community you’d think a Democrat would have nailed down while also keeping the hell away so no one can jump on stage with her and ask her terrifying questions like, “So, do white lives matter?”

That’s why she hides where she knows she will be safe from unwelcome questions and unplanned queries – behind the mainstream media, where she’s among friends and allies. She’ll just try to make sure they photograph her carrying a copy of that new Ta-Nehisi Coates book all liberals have to buy and pretend to read.

For the last few years, the progressives have tried to behave themselves and not totally embarrass Barack Obama – much like the filthy hippies did when they tried to go “Clean for Gene” McCarthy in 1968. Of course, Obama largely ignored them and their demands until the last mid-term was over and it didn’t matter much anyway. Now these jilted jerks are determined not to make the same mistake with Hillary. Poor Hillary – she wanted to talk about glass ceilings and spend her Goldman Sachs cash right up until she moved back into the White house and suddenly she’s faced with a much more boring, 2016 version of the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test.

Yes, if she wants to keep ahold of her base and any chance of winning, Her Highness is going to have to try to decipher the ever-changing cryptography of leftist priorities. Do black lives matter more than brown ones? How about if someone has a limp … is that worth a couple extra points on the oppression scale? And what about LGBTQ lives – how much do they matter with respect to Pacific-Islanders lives? And is the acronym “LGBTQ” even enough, or is she unforgivably forgetting several more letters representing other oppressed classes of esoteric gender identity contortionists and exotic sexual practitioners?

But turning on Team Social Justice Fascism means turning off the normals. Hillary wanted to be reaching out to regular Americans and now she has to kiss up to millennial twerps with 500,000 Twitter followers who babble about “privilege.” Regular Americans are going to be super excited to hear how they are morally deficient solely because their great-great-great grandfather hailed from Stuttgart.

And that whole War on Women thing is going to fall a little flat now that Hillary’s allies got caught on tape swilling cabernet and giggling about their war crimes. Despite what those in her little circle of abortionophilics think, normal people are disgusted and appalled at the thought of a tax parasite organization supplementing its government subsidies by dismembering babies and auctioning off the chunks.

Nineteen sixty-eight was the year normal Americans saw the Democrats for what they were, and that’s the danger for them in 2016 too – that normal Americans will be reminded about what a circus of welfare-chiseling, race-obsessed, work-averse, baby-shredding freaks the Democrat party is.

So keep fighting for purity, Democrats – your painful cramming to pass your dozens of litmus tests is going to provide us with endless amusement. And don’t worry about us Republicans – it’s actually pretty easy to pass ours. You’re disqualified if you have ever given money or a medal to Hillary Clinton. After that, we can talk.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2016election; climatechange; clinton; clintons; demonrats; elections; globalwarming; hillary; hillaryclinton; marines; schlichter
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1 posted on 07/27/2015 1:51:16 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin
...normal Americans will be reminded about what a circus of welfare-chiseling, race-obsessed, work-averse, baby-shredding freaks the Democrat party is.

If there are enough of us left who will vote....

You’re disqualified if you have ever given money or a medal to Hillary Clinton. After that, we can talk.

See ya, Jeb!

2 posted on 07/27/2015 1:58:30 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty)
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To: Kaslin

Be nice if the Dems implode but the Republican side is quite capable of destroying itself with little help.


3 posted on 07/27/2015 1:59:35 AM PDT by maddog55 (America Rising a new Civil War needs to happen.)
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To: Kaslin
Footage of all-American flatfoots clocking VC-flag waving pinkos with nightsticks is more erotic than a hundred “Fifty Shades” books. Just thinking about it makes me want to light up a Marlboro and cuddle.

The good old days.

4 posted on 07/27/2015 2:02:32 AM PDT by jaz.357 (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: Kaslin
When you hear about the coming 'xyz', you can be pretty sure 'xyz' ain't coming.
5 posted on 07/27/2015 2:04:06 AM PDT by Ken H
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To: Kaslin
When you hear about the coming 'xyz', you can be pretty sure 'xyz' ain't coming.
6 posted on 07/27/2015 2:04:06 AM PDT by Ken H
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To: Kaslin

Disqualified for ever giving money to hitlery? Ssshhhh don’t anyone tell the Donna Trump.


7 posted on 07/27/2015 2:29:34 AM PDT by exnavy (Gun control is two hands, one shot, one kill.)
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To: Kaslin
Ah, the 1968 convention … just thinking of it brings a smile to the face of every normal American. Let’s start with hordes of Chicago cops kicking the psychedelia out of dirty hippies.

Yeah, well guess what? Those 1968 dirty hippies now run the Democratic party, and there is no second wave of discontented youth to protest against them in 2016.

8 posted on 07/27/2015 2:46:17 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: maddog55
be nice if the dems implode but the 'pub side is quite capable of destroying itself with little help

I remember the 1960s. McCarthy and Goldwater were both were both much more sane and patriotic than what's going on now.

Just think. Trump going third party could be a safety valve, a refuge for the "mad as hell" majority. It doesn't get much crazier than that.

9 posted on 07/27/2015 2:48:42 AM PDT by grania
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To: Kaslin

The Dhimmicrats will have their ship together before election time. It’s the GOPe, that I believe is in self destruct mode.

Just look at what Bitch McConnell is doing in the Senate to see the shape of the Republican Party.

If anyone needs a convention sit in, in 2016 it is the Republican Party. And we need to be like those “filthy hippies” were in ‘68, only we must demand a conservative presence


10 posted on 07/27/2015 2:58:31 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Kaslin

During the ‘04 convention, Democrat convention representatives spat on the Boy Scouts. The networks conveniently omitted that from their broadcasts.


11 posted on 07/27/2015 3:28:18 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty)
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To: Kaslin

I really want to see Hillary screech live one time before she implodes and heads off to ft. Leavenworth.


13 posted on 07/27/2015 3:34:37 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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Ok I will not do that.


14 posted on 07/27/2015 3:37:55 AM PDT by exnavy (Common sense seems to be uncommon these days.)
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To: All
aging Hillary---these are your people.

DNC activists spoke to a nearly empty auditorium at the College Democrats of America annual conference Friday in order to emphasize the importance of Millennial voters in the upcoming elections.

Despite speakers like Julian Castro (latino HUD secy-- connected to La Raza being touted as Hillary's running mate), and campaigning advice from top political operatives, the College Democrats of America were barely able to fill the first couple rows with young attendees.(SOURCE campusreform.com)

15 posted on 07/27/2015 3:38:51 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Kaslin
Gonna have to get this article to the immigrants, especially the Puerto Ricans. Drudge has a story about how they are flooding into FL and probably will swing that state. I suspect the legal and illegal immigrants will elect the next President. Sad to say, the American population cannot keep their country when it is being taken over from the hordes crossing the border. Donald's message is out there but a little late. Someone should have rubbed the sleep from our eyes a little sooner.
16 posted on 07/27/2015 3:44:52 AM PDT by jazzlite (esat)
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To: Kaslin
"VC-flag waving pinkos"

John Fonda Kerry, leader of the pro-communist Vietnam Veterans Against the War group, helped organize protests with such...

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"Pictured above: VVAW-supported demonstration during the Washington Spring Offensive, April - May 1971. Notice the North Vietnamese and Viet Cong flags."

17 posted on 07/27/2015 3:45:55 AM PDT by ETL
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To: Liz

I see the rino’s about to hand over the reigns to Hitlary if they keep up the internal bickering and back stabbing. Trump will make lots of “noise” to no avail. When will the conservatives (dare I say republicans) wake up a see that the demodummies are all but giving them a victory should they select Hitlary as their choice? The republicans better think long and hard about what their infighting is doing to their chances of a victory in 2016.


18 posted on 07/27/2015 3:51:20 AM PDT by DaveA37
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To: Kaslin; Fedora

...his sister Peggy was more hardcore left than he was. She was a member of that group seen in the pic waving the North Vietnamese flags: The Vietnam Moratorium Committee (VMC).
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Part 3: Hanoi John: Kerry and the Antiwar Movement’s Communist Connections
By Fedora, 10/11/2004

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1241847/posts


19 posted on 07/27/2015 3:53:11 AM PDT by ETL
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Much more about the pro-communist “peace” movement here:

http://www.wintersoldier.com/staticpages/index.php?page=Fedora3


20 posted on 07/27/2015 3:55:45 AM PDT by ETL
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