Posted on 07/24/2015 9:16:30 AM PDT by jimbo123
Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush's (R) presidential campaign released a new video on Friday of the candidate discussing "Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!"
The Syfy channel movie series is famous for its over-the-top premise and celebrity cameos, which all seemed to confused Bush.
"I get to the hotel like at 10:30 last night. And I'm flipping around, looking at the cable stations. And there's a thing called 'Sharknado.' And I think I see Ann Coulter as vice president of the United States. It's kind of weird," Bush says in the video, filmed from the backseat of a car.
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Ann Coulter as vice president is a lot less scary than John Ellis Bush as president.
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The a$$ hat should be forced to change his middle name.
My first name is Ellis.
Ok, not a Jeb backer, but I get his cultural disconnect.
I am at least as disconnected.
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Me too. I’m not even slightly curious about “Sharknado”.
“Me too. I’m not even slightly curious about “Sharknado”.”
I heard Sharknado 3 has Anthony Wiener being eaten by a shark, I would like to see that.
Sharknado 4—Sharks attack Trump in White House. Anne C. as Press Sec. Ted Cruz as VP, shirtless, tattooed, fighting sharks with a chain saw. Harry Reid and John McCain gets eatten! (Well, we could have McCain go down fighting like a hero before he’s eatten.) I can dream.
did you see the end of kingsmen? how did they get away with that “pop”.
JBush is a lightweight by his own actions. He is confusing management with leadership.
Jeb: “Did you all know that I am ignorant of pop culture? Well, just wanted to pass that on.”
Neither am I, but I know it exists, because I read FR. I guess Jeb Bush isn't smart enough to read FR.
I bet Jeb’s having trouble figuring out how sharks managed to get into space orbit too. [Hint to Jeb: they were CGIed in. Just like all the rest of the sharks. Well, except for The Shark vacuum cleaner Vice President Ann Coulter used to capture and kill a shark with. That was real. The vacuum cleaner, not the shark she killed.]
I have not seen the movie, just a review. Here is my review of the review!
Sharks and Chainsaws, dogs and cats having sex...uh, wrong movie, Ann Coulter as the Vice Presidentrix (and very easy on the eyes!) There is no “fictive bubble” to burst because it never existed, and no jump the shark moment because the sharks in this movie jump you! (What was I saying?)
A 5th grade cartoon translated to the magic of the silver screen! There is nothing to understand here yer Honor, this is Camp, Mr. Gubernator, pure Camp!
(Do they let Ann open carry? Is it a Desert Eagle?)
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