Posted on 06/24/2015 10:18:05 AM PDT by jazusamo
“The Onion” might as well just report the news, because the news has become parody in and of itself.
Individuals and Businesses alike need to stand up and simply say, “No. Go f*** yourself”
We’ve officially fallen down the rabbit hole.
A local TV News anchor here in San Diego (a man) had breast cancer and survived. He shared his story. It was interesting to hear.
In the last months of the 0bama Regime, Fundamental Transformation reaches the manic phase.
Really? I guess I just don’t understand all this transgender technicalities. I’m as confused as a transgender male.
So if your gender identity tells you you don’t have a prostate does that keep the cancer away?
They are insane and they have more than half the country following them down the yellow brick road to the Cuckoos Nest.
This report reminds me of a South Park episode....
You here for an abortion too? Yeah, I discovered a few days ago I wasn’t bleedin’ out my coo, so I guess I’m knocked up.
Is this doctor any good? - Mrs Garrison? - Oh, that’s me.
Hello doctor, looks like I need an abortion.
- an abortion? - Yeah, I’ve got one growing inside me.
Now, are you gonna scramble its brains or just vacuum it out? If you want you can just scramble it and I’ll queef it out myself.
- Mmister Garrison - Mrs.
Garrison.
Mmrs.
Garrison, you can’t have an abortion.
Don’t you tell me what I can and can’t do with my body! A woman has a right to choose! No, I mean you’re physically unable to have an abortion, because you can’t get pergnant.
- But I missed my period.
- You can’t have periods either.
You had a sex change, Mr.
Garrison, but you don’t have ovaries or a womb.
You don’t produce eggs.
You mean, I’ll never know what it feels like to have a baby growing inside me and then scramble its brains and vacuum it out? N-that’s right.
But I paid five thousand dollars to be a woman.
This would mean I I’m not really a woman.
Ih, I’m just a a I’m just a guy with a mutilated penis! Basically, yes.
Oh boy, do I feel like a jackass.
And if mammogram is positive, then we pay for a mastectomy (of the boob we just paid to be installed).
This is bullcr@p. It only means lots of ridiculous $$$$$ will be paid by taxpayers.
Where are they going to stick the ‘instrument’? Technically impossible, and I’d like some HHS gubmint official to try.
Then you have a trans-gender “man” that would still have a pap to smear.....
guess that would be a "Pappy Smear"
Oh then I guess prostate exams for women will be covered, right?
How incredibly insane!
One of my favorite episodes. Soon to be banned as hate speech, I’m guessing. BTT
Do all transgender “women” (male to female) get maternity insurance coverage now?
We are getting close to the edge people.
5.56mm
Gone completely insane.
I believe you nailed it.
“Does it cover prostate exams for a transgender female?”
Don’t forget the free birth control!
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