Posted on 06/17/2015 10:29:09 AM PDT by NRx
KRAMER: Hey, anybody got change for a hundred?
GEORGE: Are you crazy?! What are you doing?! You’ll get us killed!
KRAMER: What?
GEORGE: Don’t go shouting we got a hundred dollar bill. People will be jumping out of windows on top of us.
KRAMER: Alright, Let’s go but something. Then we’ll get some change.
GEORGE: I am not buying something just to get change.
KRAMER: George, there’s a news stand right over there. Now come on.
(Kramer buttons his jacket up and goes over to the news stand, George stands there for a second then goes over.)
(At the News stand)
GEORGE: All right, what are we doing?
KRAMER: Just get some gum or something.
(George pick up the gum)
GEORGE: Pack of gum. Here you go. (hands the clerk a $100 bill)
CLERK: What is it a hundred? I can’t change a hundred.
GEORGE: Why not?
CLERK: You got to buy more than that.
KRAMER: Here, get a newspaper. (Kramer hands George a Newspaper)
GEORGE: Newspaper.
CLERK: Not enough.
KRAMER: Clark Bar. (Kramer starts tearing the candy wrapper open with his teeth.)
GEORGE: Clark Bar.
CLERK: Keep going.
GEORGE: We’re up to two dollars here.
KRAMER: Here, George, get a Penthouse Forum.
GEORGE: I’m not getting a Penthouse Forum.
(George grabs the Forum and walks a few steps over by the magazines — Kramer follows him )
KRAMER: Why? No, that’ll make great dinner party conversation. We’ll read the letters at the dinner table.
GEORGE: Oh, that’s nice.
(Kramer takes a bite of the Clark Bar)
KRAMER: Come on, did you ever read one of these?
(Kramer take the forum from George and starts to leaf through it)
GEORGE: It’s not real. They’re all made up.
KRAMER: Ohh, it’s real.
GEORGE: Well you know there is an unusual number of people in this country having sex with AMPUTEES! (grabs the forum from Kramer and walks over to the clerk) . . . Penthouse forum, newspaper, gum, Clark Bar.
(Kramer takes the forum back and starts reading, he takes a bite of the Clark bar.)
CLERK: 6.75.
GEORGE: Ah, great. All right, with the wine I’m in over twenty dollars now.
KRAMER: All right, all right.
(A man bumps ito George)
MAN1: (gibberish Arabic yelling) ...Big Coat! Big Coat!
GEORGE: Yes, I’m Sorry, it’s a new coat. It-it’s Gore-Tex.
KRAMER: You better be careful with that thing... You’ll start a war.
1. Unnngh!
2. I suspect the athletes, if they’re so inclined, can find their own way without outside help.
3. The comedic possibilities of this thing are intriguing.
4. “Nice painting. Sorry about your brush.”
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