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Maulana Fazlur Rehman Calls For Military Operation Against Jeans-Wearing Women (NUTTY ISLAM ALERT)
Khabaristan Times ^ | 05/22/2015 | NA

Posted on 05/24/2015 7:45:14 PM PDT by goldstategop

Islamabad: Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman following the Friday sermon requested the armed forces of Pakistan to launch a military operation against “jeans-wearing women” all over Pakistan in a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad. Fazlur Rehman while highlighting the demerits of an operation against the Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) said that the Taliban were not Pakistan’s enemy and the forces needed to target the real enemies of Pakistan.

“The Taliban are our brothers and their angst against the state is justified,” Fazl said adding that, “As brother Ansar Abbasi has so eloquently put in the past: TTP’s suicide bombings are just Allah’s wrath upon us. And so there is a need to earmark and eliminate the real enemy of Pakistan: every woman who wears jeans.”

When asked how jeans-wearing women were enemies of the state the JUI-F chief retorted angrily. “From earthquakes to inflation all kinds of disasters are caused by the immodesty of women. A woman that is not covered like a sack of flour is a walking and talking weapon of mass destruction for her state. And Pakistan has a multitude of such nuclear missiles in all its major cities,” Fazl said, now fuming like a steam engine.

Fazl then went on to lay the blame of the Balochistan crisis, energy shortfall and the deteriorating security situation upon the “immodest women” as well.

“If you wrap up these women in sacks and keep them stored in your houses, do you think the Taliban brothers would attack Pakistan? That’s what they want, Shariah left, right and centre and women inside houses living in their sacks. And once Allah stops delivering His wrath via the Taliban the economy would automatically improve through foreign investment, which in turn would improve the energy situation. Every problem’s solution lies in taking care of the women.”

Fazl then openly requested the two Sharifs – the army chief and the prime minister – to openly declare war against Pakistani women and launch a military operation.

“Pakistan’s sovereignty and the security of the citizens are at stake. And when that’s the case the only logical approach of the state should be to launch a military operation,” concluded Fazl.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: islam; maulanafazlurrehman; notsatire; pakistan; satire
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Nutty Islam. Its not satire since they're that demented.

By the way, the acronym of Rehman's Islamist party in Pakistan is JUIF = meaning Jew in French.

1 posted on 05/24/2015 7:45:15 PM PDT by goldstategop
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To: goldstategop
Photo of the moron:

Maulana Fazal Rehman

He really looks like a fruitcake!

2 posted on 05/24/2015 7:47:46 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: goldstategop

...and I call for military operations against guys wearing dish towels on their heads!


3 posted on 05/24/2015 7:51:19 PM PDT by Batman11 (The orange, weeping, drunk, squishy oompah-loompah and Yertle McTurd-le gotta go!)
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To: goldstategop

Is this real?


4 posted on 05/24/2015 7:54:04 PM PDT by dp0622
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To: dp0622

He gave a press conference - it sounds straight out of The Onion.

With the Muslim hatred of women and Jews, you can never quite tell.

And I do not think he is joking - Islam doesn’t have a sense of humor.


5 posted on 05/24/2015 8:00:46 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: Batman11

Or Islamic Nairobi Presidents that pitch baseballs with Mom’s jeans on.


6 posted on 05/24/2015 8:01:26 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: goldstategop

Muslim men have some serious sexual hangups.


7 posted on 05/24/2015 8:02:57 PM PDT by dp0622
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To: goldstategop

Dear your Imamship

Maulana is a GIRLS NAME ya dumb schmuck!!

SIncerely

M,M,


8 posted on 05/24/2015 8:12:38 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: goldstategop

OMG .. you can see her ankles!

9 posted on 05/24/2015 8:25:24 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: goldstategop

What the nutty Mooslims ascribe to “jeans wearing women”, the nutcases in the West ascribe to “climate change”. So who is goofier?

Maybe climate change causes women to wear jeans.... or maybe women wearing jeans cause climate change....maybe Kerry, Obama, and Ban Ki-Moon
can debate that....


10 posted on 05/24/2015 9:10:05 PM PDT by beethovenfan (Islam is a cancer on civilization.)
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To: smokingfrog; MeshugeMikey
"Oh, The Bifurcated Humanity!"
11 posted on 05/24/2015 9:15:56 PM PDT by shibumi ("Walk Through the Fire, Fly Through the Smoke")
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To: John Semmens

you got to read this.


12 posted on 05/24/2015 9:21:38 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: goldstategop; dp0622
It is satire.

The "like bags of flour" was a dead giveaway (no pun intended?) if nothing else was.

From Feb. 1, 2014;

scroll down to the bottom for the satire notice

13 posted on 05/24/2015 9:49:57 PM PDT by BlueDragon
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To: goldstategop

Women in jeans are too hard to rape. Next, it will be shoes. Women in shoes can run from that ugly old ba$t&@d.


14 posted on 05/24/2015 9:53:10 PM PDT by jonrick46 (The Left has a mental deficiency: A totalitarian mindset..)
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To: goldstategop

Maulana needs to go trim his beard and get a bath fer crying out loud, CAIR is looking to hire. LOL


15 posted on 05/24/2015 10:25:27 PM PDT by healy61
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To: goldstategop

Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman: “Take down those jeans.”


16 posted on 05/24/2015 10:59:50 PM PDT by AZLiberty (No tag today.)
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To: AZLiberty

Male inferiority and insecurity feuling this insanity cult bottom line


17 posted on 05/25/2015 3:38:16 AM PDT by ronnie raygun
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To: Batman11

Bath/shower mat - - -


18 posted on 05/25/2015 4:23:09 AM PDT by USARightSide (S U P P O R T I N G OUR T R O O P S)
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To: goldstategop
I agree... I'd rather see bikini wearing women. Oh wait...you want women in sacks, don't you? 😊
19 posted on 05/25/2015 5:22:01 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: goldstategop

Fruitcakes of the world are insulted, for saying he’s a fruitcake...


20 posted on 05/25/2015 5:24:00 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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