Posted on 05/03/2015 5:41:36 AM PDT by Kaslin
You know who hated the Baltimore riots this past week more than anyone else? Bruce Jenner, that’s who. I guarantee he was ticked after all the orchestrated Diane Sawyer hullabaloo of how he loves to strut around in Donna Karan evening wear on Friday nights with just his “close friends” got drowned out by Baltimore snappin’, cracklin’ and poppin’.
Yep, Jenner was so ticked I heard he had to have an emergency mani-pedi spa day and a little Lane Bryant retail therapy just to chillax. Which is completely normal according to they and them, so don’t laugh and definitely don’t judge.
By the way, and y’all help me with my troglodytic ignorance, why would a handsome man want to look like an ugly, big shouldered, strudel-Hun, huh? We may never truly know. I guess we can add that ditty to the other mysteries of the universe. Any way … back to last week’s riots.
As much as the riots probably made Jenner a Sad Sack for selfish, tyranny-business reasons, I bet the riots also made Hillary one happy, serial, BS-artist.
Think about it: Just as the NYT, SNL and CNN were hot on her slim shady slime trail of corrupt cash, lawyer tricks, email BS and weapons grade Hildebeest Tomfoolery, BOOM … Baltimore is burnin’! Hallelujah! Salvation! I bet that old, corrupt Jezebel was so happy she cooked up two batches of witch’s brew in celebration of the mayhem the thugs wrought last week in the Orioles’ home town.
Uh, oh. My bad. I forgot that after this past week we may no longer refer to destructive, looting and pillaging blacks as “thugs” because “thugs”, according to the Speech Nazis, is a now verboten. Indeed, starting right now, in keeping with The Leftists’ New Rules, the term “thug” is the equivalent of the “N-word” and thus, anyone who floats that word must be “a racist”. Which is weird because I, Whitey Whitebread, have used thug to describe white trash who trash crap just for the helluva it.
Being both confused and inquisitive, I googled up the word “thug” to see if it had diddly to do with the gnarly N-word. What I found was that thug owes it’s origin to early 19th century India were gangs of idiots murdered, robbed and strangled their Indian victims. The word then got adopted by us Yankees and broadened to describe low-lifers who were stupid, violent and consistent violators of the law, which means, low-and-behold, it has nada to do with the N-bomb or blacks. That said, we should not pay attention to the etymology of the word because, you see, the Leftists are gods and we must bow and kiss their ring.
Therefore, in the spirit of politically correct yumminess, and in complete capitulation to the speech-neutering, Orwellian thought-police, here are some replacement words for the now banned term when it relates to black thugs … I mean … confused and spiritually wounded African-American youths.
Instead of calling blacks who senselessly destroy and loot their own neighborhood, thugs, what about calling them…
1. Puppy dogs? Why puppy dogs? Well, puppy dogs mean well, but we all know they do mess things up significantly -- but they’re puppy dogs and don’t know better so … we can’t be angry at them. 2. Change facilitators? Change facilitators is also a more palatable term when describing rioters. No one would argue that certain things must change, eh? Now, granted, normal people wouldn’t call stealing Slim-Jims, Charm’s Blow-Pops, rolls of toilet paper, a case of Mad Dog 20/20 or ramming stolen cars through roadblocks change per se, but then again who are we to say a civil approach is the best way to get things done? 3. Canadians? That’s not a bad idea, eh? I mean, come on, no one likes Canadians so … let’s brand the violent rampagers with that moniker.
Ah, man. Who am I kidding? As much as I try I can’t look at the crap that occurred last week in Baltimore and call the perpetrators thereof any other thing but thugs. If it were white punks who were doing that junk I’d call them thugs, among other things. So, to the speech police who want us to leap verbal hurdles and not lambaste the out-of-control swines' bellicose behavior, all I’ve got to say to you is … thug, thug, thug, thug, thug, thug, thug, thug.
If blacks and white liberals think that “thug” refers to black people, then what they are proving is that they think black people are thugs.
There has been no shortage of non-black people who have been properly called “thugs”:
Like every Italian mafioso.
And Polish contract hit man for the Mafia, Richard “Iceman” Kuklinksi?
And every Jewish gangster (anyone ever heard of Bugsy Siegel, or “Murder, Inc.”)
Then there’s the Yakuza.
And all the members of the Mexican Mafia. And the various drug cartels.
And check out the British Kray Brothers.
So tell me why it is that black and white leftists insist on thinking that all thugs are black?
Dude! It may not have had that equivalence before, but it damn sure does now!
Thanks for the replacement, we've missed this vital bit of the American linguistic experience. ;)
"Thugger," anyone?
Soon. One day soon. Even the word “Amish” will be outlawed when it isn’t in direct reference to a Pennsylvania Barn Raising.
I think of Mafia bullies.
But it applies to anyone who brutally sets upon innocent victims.
The objection seems to be that it’s judgmental and in a culture of moral relativism and no consequences, we can’t apply judgmental terms.
Tough!
I’ll continue using the term THUGS when I feel it applies.
Political correctness is a package deal with libtard collectivism and identity politics.They have to create fictional narratives that evade truths they don’t like in order to advance the interests of victimized groups.
De-evoluionaries!
I have a thesaurus, and I’m not afraid to use it.
Being felons can’t vote in most elections there is a desire to repeal that by Democrats since criminals love wealth distribution and the Democrat party.
In a society with even a small amount of sanity everyone would be asking what caused the millions of street savages? Is it something that happened to their great grandparents? do they have a substandard IQ? were they not taught how to act in civilized society by their parent? are they angry at not having a father? were they not taught to speak the common language?
Instead, “discussion” seeks to blame everyone except the ones responsible for their self-inflicted pathologies.
Dinesh was being nice. Not only is the assumption wrong, it is also racist.
Don’t forget the original Thugs: members of the secret cult of Kali, called “Thuggee”.
They were Indian.
And they were called ‘thugs’.
“Strudel-Hun” is the sort of word I want to add to my vocabulary. Problem is, I’m not exactly sure what it means. :)
I’ll start calling them Yobs.
British term and go look it up.
The word Yobs will really fire the libs and their ilk.
Every time they are referred to as “juveniles” I shudder because that is what they call young apes.
How about sons of Obamathug?
Perhaps they can publish a daily PC dictionary for people to keep up with all the offensive terms?
Pray America is waking
Oh, yeah? Who's gonna stop me?
The few times I use that word out loud I am referring to BEHAVIOR of people of the negro race. I don't use it to describe my black neighbors down the street, the black guys I play ball with or even Obama and his minions.
And who’s gonna stop me?
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