"Honey, I swear, that's exactly what happened..."
Posted on 04/30/2015 8:06:18 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
Flagstaff police arrested a woman last week after she ran into a stranger’s home, stripped naked and then assaulted a police officer in the Pine Knoll area.
According to the police report, the victim called police around 4 p.m. Friday after a young woman he did not know ran into his apartment when someone there opened the door. The suspect ran into a bedroom, started jumping on the bed, took off all her clothes, started shouting “am I pretty?” and refused to leave.
When officers arrived, they saw the suspect standing on an exterior second-floor balcony completely naked and yelling incoherently. She put on her underwear, then launched her body into an officer who was climbing the stairs toward her.
The officer was able to catch his balance and place the suspect in handcuffs. She struggled against the officer and yelled that she loved marijuana on her way to the patrol car. Inside, she managed to slip out of her handcuffs and started destroying the interior of the vehicle.
Officers interviewed other witnesses in the area. The witnesses said the suspect was at a nearby residence earlier in the afternoon, but had been kicked out for yelling disruptively without provocation. She ran to a second stranger’s residence, where she used a lawn chair to smash a window in an attempt to get inside. She then hit a Jeep parked outside with the same lawn chair. After that, she ran to the victim’s apartment. When officers retrieved her clothing, they found two of her pant pockets filled with marijuana.
Makena Marie Haydon, 20, was arrested and charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal damage, trespassing, misdemeanor marijuana possession, resisting arrest and aggravated assault of a law enforcement officer. She was booked into the Coconino County Detention Facility.
"Honey, I swear, that's exactly what happened..."
More than just pot involved. I guarantee it.
“Last night a beautiful woman was pounding at my door.”
“Did you let her in?”
“No, I let her out.”
My dad loved to tell that joke.
TTIWWP
misdemeanor marijuana possession
where did she hide the marijuana ?
I could’ve handled that situation.
Well? Was she???.......................
Well, at least the cops knew she wasn’t carrying.
Ping!..................
Inside, she managed to slip out of her handcuffs and started destroying the interior of the vehicle.
This is why cops should wear shoulder cams at all times.
PCP?
Reserving judgment of guilt or innocence , pending submission of nekkid pitchers of the accused into evidence.
In the crack.
She is a sorority girl...and she ain’t bad looking.
I don't care what the cops say ... it could have been worse ... much worse!
She’ll be running for President.
Maybe she had just seen West Side Story, was overenthusiastic but couldn’t remember the lyrics to “I Feel Pretty”. Then again she’s probably just one more lunatic let loose from the asylum.
She's got Freddie Gray skillz.
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