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Posted on 04/22/2015 12:47:44 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Halal is a lifestyle for many adherents of Islam, and the topic of sexuality is mostly taboo among Muslims. Combining the two might seem a toxic mix, but the recent appearance of sex shops catering to Muslims -- even in Mecca, Saudi Arabia, the center of the Islamic faith -- indicates there is a market for certain adult products.
A store called Halal Sex Shop is expected to open soon in Mecca, according to a report on Alyaoum24, an Arabic news portal, which did not specify an opening date. Owner Abdelaziz Aouragh said the products at his store are halal-observant and target married couples trying to enhance their sex lives. “Our products [do] not include inflatable dolls, but products that increase feelings of sensuality and improve the atmosphere between the couple in [their] sexual relationship,” Aouragh told Alyaoum24. While halal typically refers to food and beverages that are permissible for consumption by Muslims, it also guides the use of objects under Islamic law.
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The West.....unlimited sex toys.
Islam......18 sex toys.
Any questions?
Yes, so Muslims can have explosive sex.
Selling a variety of scented flea powders, axillary hair-braiding kits, and animal erotica for the discerning Bedouin.
I...cannot...stop...laughing
Soon to offer halal porno films. First up: “Behind the Green Burkha.”
A bang with a bang!
Where men are men and the goats are nervous.
ROTFLMAO!!
I did not know those muslims had it in ‘em!
DANG1
inflatable sheep?
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Good Kalua pork is to die for.
I don’t want to think about what they’ve had in them.
“Aouragh,” will be the last words of owner Abdelaziz Aouragh, when the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice (Mutaween/”morality police”) nab him.
That made us laugh. Everytime we see a herd of sheep, my wife says, “look; a whore-house!
Maybe not, but they were evidently Kosher.
Never been clear just what the difference is?
Halal-Kosher, seems about the same to an infidel............
A few major differences.
1. Kosher forbids the mixing of milk and meat.
2. Kosher requires humane slaughter.
3. Jews don’t kill people for not eating kosher.
Yes! Is there an Islamic Halal stamp of approval on 18 Islam-appropriate sex toys? I'm picturing a manufacturing facility separated from non-halal or as u gibed “The West.....unlimited sex toys”. Nuttin like Imams running through a plant doing an audit covering the Koranic 114 system functions then issuing a certification of Halal compliance!
nasty!!!!! lol
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