Hillary hires Michelle Obama’s public image guru – this ought to be fun

BizPac Review ^ | April 6, 2015 | Joe Saunders

[kingattax]

The woman who brought us Michelle Obama’s trip to target is setting her sights on making Hillary Clinton less “cold and calculating.”

Kristina Schake, the image guru who tried to tone down the current first lady’s almost palpable arrogance by dreaming up “regular mom” stunts, is on the Clinton payroll aimed at making the former first lady palatable for the country’s top job.

[kingattax]

introducing "GRANNY CLINTON"

[Nevadan]

I hope she hires Michelle’s fashion advisor as well.

[stephenjohnbanker]

The specialist....

” How to hide a fat butt”

[txrefugee]

I’d rather have Granny Clampett, but she’s gone.

[SGCOS]

A new column in the NYT in the Social Section, below the fold..

"Cankles Corner"

[struggle]

She’s going to craft doilies on TV.

[Huskrrrr]

How much practice does it take to be an arrogant bi#ch?

[boycott]

Amazing what this woman has done for Bubba Gump's sister.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Does America really want someone off the cover of Women’s Day as their next POTUS?

[jagusafr]

I dunno...is “lipstick on a pig” sexist?

[TexasFreeper2009]

I can see all the fashion magazines now..

Large ankles are sexy !

Monotone pant suits are the cutting edge of fashion !

Wrinkled women look powerful !

(you think I am kidding, but just watch)

[angcat]

I can’t wait to see Hillary with a Boob Belt.

[ArtDodger]

Hoping what worked wonders for the wookie will help heaps for a hag. :/

[Steely Tom]

The woman who brought us Michelle Obama’s trip to target is setting her sights on making Hillary Clinton less “cold and calculating.”

I believe one or both of those words have been forbidden by Hillary's Super Volunteers.

[CivilWarBrewing]

The coming frenzy of vaginas about to sweep the American political landscape WILL BE DIFFICULT TO OVERCOME:

Interestingly, the word 'LIAR' is contained in her first name!

[Iron Munro]

Someone accustomed to dealing with pea brains, large egos and even larger derrières.

[CivilWarBrewing]

[Dr. Ursus]

There’re plenty of NK men thinks she’s hot!

[concerned about politics]

making Hillary Clinton less “cold and calculating.”

I don't think that can be done. What are they going to do? Take another woman's brain and put it in Hillary's body? That won't fix anything. They're still going to have to find a new body, cause Lord knows the old one isn't going to attract any voters.

[longfellow]

Hitlary in black face??