Posted on 03/18/2015 8:32:35 AM PDT by The Californian
Doc: Your child can’t walk?
Mom: That’s right, he can’t walk. He was hit by a truck a couple of days ago. Could that be the cause?
Doc: Hmm, correlation does not mean causation so don’t jump to conclusions.
Mom: He was absolutely normal in every way before he got hit by the truck. He was walking, talking, learning new words everyday. He was such a happy delightful baby. Now he can’t walk.
Doc: Sometimes babies do that.
Truck warningMom: You don’t think getting hit by the truck was the cause? I did some research and I found out that getting hit by a truck has adversely affected many children.
Doc: Woman where did you get your info? From Google? That is ridiculous! A great source for all kinds of lies.
Mom: Well sir I checked on pub truck sites and they are reputable.
Doc: Nonsense, the peer reviewed literature is trustworthy and there is no evidence that trucks affect a child’s ability to walk.
Mom: Well my child can’t walk. What are you going to do?
Doc: Well he probably could walk if he tried. Has he walked before?
Mom: Oh yes he walked before he was hit by a truck.
Doc: Well the best thing I can do is run some tests. Sometimes these things are genetic and only appear to be caused by trucks. A truck could not cause this. Parents make unreasonable connections but we know.
Mom: What do you mean?
Doc: Trucks are one of the amazing inventions of all times… They do a lot of good. Children in Africa suffer for lack of trucks.
Mom: Do something. My child can’t walk.
Doc: We will have to wait for the blood work. I will let you know.
One week later
Doc: The tests came back. They were all clear.
Mom: But my baby can’t walk.
Doc: It looks like he has a bruise… Kind of purple.
Mom: Could that be caused by the truck?
Doc: Well I will call social services to investigate.
Mom: Why? Don’t you think the truck might be responsible?
Doc: I tell you I have spent thousands on medical school and you still don’t believe me. Why do you question me when you are uneducated?
Mom: Well I know he was hit by a truck driven by your partner down the hall.
Doc: This child has a bruise. The bruise is darker than last week. Research tells us a bruise occurs when blood vessels are broken.
Mom: Could it have been the truck?
Doc: It appears you may be responsible. Bruises can occur from striking or hitting. An investigation is warranted.
Mom: You are blaming me?
Doc: We need to look into this more. We know trucks do not cause bruises. There is nothing in all the literature that connects trucks and bruises. The blood tests showed nothing.
Mom: But I remember clearly he was hit by a truck and you keep telling me it’s got nothing to do with his condition. You are clueless. Regardless of your fancy education you cannot help me. I came to you for help and nothing has been accomplished. You are defending trucks! I think the truck industry can defend itself. What about my son who can’t walk?
Doc: How dare you challenge me? Your pompous demeanor betrays your possible guilt. I am reporting this.
Mom: I am furious. I am getting out of here. I came for help and now I have to hire a lawyer.
Please investigate every medical procedure recommended for your child. Vaccines have caused many children to have permanent injury, a lifetime of auto-immune disease, disability and sometimes even death. Denial of vaccine injury and damage by a medical professional does not change the facts. Vaccines have been legally classified as “unavoidably unsafe” and all vaccine manufacturers are legally shielded from any and all liability if they products cause harm. Learn more about vaccine safety.
What vaccines are you people against? Measles. mumps, ruebella, polio, tetanus? All of the above?
My daughter used to work in a medical clinic and a doctor told her that they are supposed to document any deaths of children that died within a certain time span of receiving a vaccination. She was told that most doctors never bother because they would end up doing much more paperwork. They usually chalk the death up to natural causes.
What’s Donnie Wahlberg really like in private?
The ones that kill people?
“Doc: Nonsense, the peer reviewed literature is trustworthy and there is no evidence that trucks affect a child’s ability to walk.”
That’s where your parody stops making any kind of sense. Nobody would really assert that we have no scientific basis for determining that an automobile collision could harm a human.
According to one WEB site, zero have died from measles in 10 years but 108 died from the vaccine. Given these numbers, if we are generous and quadruple this number to appease your daughter’s concerns. Heck, let us make it 400 a year, even 1000 a year, it is unlikely that her clinic experienced one death, given the number of clinics nationwide, resulting in any paper work.
Consider the other numbers as per the oracle wikipedia:
Between roughly 1855 and 2005, measles has been estimated to have killed about 200 million people worldwide.[73] Measles killed 20 percent of Hawaii’s population in the 1850s.[74] In 1875, measles killed over 40,000 Fijians, approximately one-third of the population.[75] In the 19th century, the disease killed 50% of the Andamanese population.[76] Seven to eight million children are thought to have died from measles each year before the vaccine was introduced.[11]
Seems like considerably more paper work. Heck, screw the paperwork and fire up the bulldozer and start burying them quick.
What are “vaccine damaged parents”?
I must need more coffee, as it does not seem like I am understanding the message here.
” 108 died from the vaccine”
What disease killed them?
Which vaccines kill people? The numbers suggest they kill one or two a year. Your odds of getting what you are vaccinating against are far greater.
Do you forego tetanus vaccines? Your kids? If vaccines are bad, what about antibiotics.
When I was a child, there were no vaccines, so I had the joy of experiencing all of those diseases; including another one called “Scarlet Fever”.
But, I always like to remind people that the Salk Vaccine rid the world of polio.
False statistics cover-up.
Stats
http://deathbyvaccination.com/
don’t forget what immunizations and meds have done to the mental health in addition to the physical health of our military.
What do you mean? They are claiming that the vaccine killed them. that does not necessarily mean they got measles. Fact: Millions die every year without the vaccine.
The chart of deaths attributed to SIDS spikes at 2, 4 and 6 months of age. The ages when most receive their vaccinations.
I’m pretty ambivalent. My kids have had most of their vaccinations, but the youngest had a reaction that was listed as severe at 4 months, so she hasn’t had any since then. I’m not sure what is the best thing for her.
I hear you. I know people who can walk down the street of their old neighborhood and point to homes and apartments where people died from many things that are now very rare.
It is the removal of God and Reason (Common Sense) from our culture——it is nihilism where Reason and Logic can never exist since the belief in everything from nothing is so totally irrational and contradicts all science. All assumptions will be based on such irrational assumptions which will warp everything more and more, the further down you bury the source.
Remove “Cause and Effect” and the Laws of Nature——by teaching little children that Up is Down and Sodomy is a Virtue and males and females are exactly the same (radical Marxism) and you remove the ability to EVER be rational. You will believe any irrational statement by the people who control the perceptions of the masses (Hollywood sodomites) and the Alinsky-ites who embed psychology into all curricula to get only irrational, warped “happy slaves” and useful idiots.
Vaccines companies care nothing for your children: they exist for profit only, and ethics have been totally removed from educational systems in the early 50s. Evil people only will rise to power. Very rarely now will the CEOs have “virtue” since our toxic culture targets it intentionally and elevates the evil and dysfunctional.
Virtue is habituated and learned and schools destroyed Classical Education (and removed the Bible)—the only Rational ethic system, Christianity, in the history of mankind. Constant demeaning and ridicule in media and banning all Christian Ethics from the public schools while promoting all other beliefs: Satanism, paganism, Atheism, Marxism, islam, etc. is creating a pagan, irrational culture where Common Sense can never exist.
Everyone has Faith—the only “ethic” system which is in line with Natural Law is Christianity and Deism with Christian Ethics. Nothing else is as perfect or will lead to Excellence and Justice for all (true virtue) (Individual Natural Rights from God).
We are collectivized and enslaved. Big Pharma can’t be questioned-—you will be labelled a radical or crazy for having any Common Sense. Same with the sodomite promoters. To disagree, you are a hater and a bigot and irrational, when it is all Science and Common Sense biology.
Fichte’s plan of 1810, to destroy Free Will in children so they “believe” “snow is black” has arrived. Just talk to any graduate of high school today. They are as dumb as stumps. Wisdom is discerning Good and Evil (Cicero) and they are incapable of even recognizing simple biological facts..
I can’t even say how much I love this parody. It is exactly true, but sadly the American people no longer think for themselves. Critical thinking skills have all but disappeared. If the medical community, pharma community and their doctors tell them that vaccines save lives and don’t cause neurological damage, and your child could...”die from the measles or chicken pox, and herd immunity works”...they just bow and say, “Okay. Inject my child with whatever you believe is best!” Sheep.
Name one. Then back it up with corroborating evidence to prove a pattern. Then go way. We don’t need anti-vaccine kooks messing things up here.
This solution is not talked about as a viable alternative to the Pro/Anti Vax crowds. Everybody acts like is all or nothing.
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