Presbyterian Church (USA) Changes Its Constitution To Include Gay Marriage

WashingtonPost ^ | March 17, 2015 | Sarah Pulliam Bailey

[StormPrepper]

And you can do the same, then, with the famous Extermination Order.

Classic stawman. I haven't said anything about the Extermination Order, why bring it up?

How many Mormons were KILLED...

Hey look over there!! *chuckle*

[StormPrepper]

Too bad tha ol' JS didn't follow what he 'translated'.



It will go faster we just have to beat it more!!

[StormPrepper]

Says WHO?

God would be my first answer...

[Elsie]

This wasn't a Church event it was the actions of angry evil men.

Presumed INNOCENT???

You Shirley Jest?

[Elsie]

I haven't said anything about the Extermination Order, why bring it up?

Says the fella that brought up MMM!

You can keep bringing up Mountain Meadows until you're blue in the face all you want...it doesn't change a thing.

I'll bet you got a very high grade on the final exam from the Baghdad Bob School of Journalism.

[Elsie]

Speaking of DEAD...

 

 

JESUS: Hey Smith! Remember that boast you made about doing more than even I had done to hold the 'church' together?

JOSEPH SMITH: Where am I?

JESUS: Don't you remember? A few seconds ago you were in that jail.

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah; but where am I NOW?

JESUS: Don't you remember? Does bang - bang ring a bell?

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah - that crummy gun I had was about USELESS!

JESUS: I hope you left instructions on how to hold your church together.

JOSEPH SMITH: Dang! I knew there was SOMETHING I was forgetting!

JESUS: Looks like there's a power struggle going on down there.

JOSEPH SMITH: Yeah; there was always SOMEone who wanted the power that I held - especially over the LADIES - wink wink.

JESUS: No need to worry about that now; remember what my friend Matthew wrote down?

JOSEPH SMITH: This? “At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven” (Matthew 22:30)

JESUS: That's it.

JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.

JESUS: Nah - it was right.

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh well; it was fun while it lasted. My buds will still get it on with the girls.

JESUS: Uh; I'm sorry; in just a few more years; your followers will cavein to the United States government and abandon the 'Eternal Covenant' that you came up with.

JOSEPH SMITH: ME!? YOU are the one that told me to do that!

JESUS: Sorry; but you must have mistranslated what I told you. What part of Do NOT commit ADULTERY did you not understand?

JOSEPH SMITH: mumble....

JESUS: What did you say?

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, nothing.

JESUS: Well; it was interesting talking to you; but now I must get back to perparing a place for those who believe in Me.

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, yeah; the Celestial Kingdom.

JESUS: No...

JOSEPH SMITH: The Telestial one?

JESUS: Nope.

JOSEPH SMITH: SUREly not the TERRESTRIAL one!!

JESUS: Nope. Didn't you read that the mind of man had NOT conceived of it? Paul wrote it down in 1 Corinthians 2:9.

JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.

JESUS: No; it wasn't.

JOSEPH SMITH: You SURE?

JESUS: Yes. Now I must be going: what did you say your name was again?

JOSEPH SMITH: Joseph Smith.

JESUS: Hmmmm. According to my Heavenly FAITHbook, you didn't sign in as one of my friends - sorry, I never knew you.

JOSEPH SMITH: But....

[Elsie]

God would be my first answer...

Is it your FINAL answer?

[StormPrepper]

Says the fella that brought up MMM!

That is your quote Elsie, it's referring to the MMM. And not the first time in a week you've mentioned it.

The gruesome be headings of some 40 Ute corpses in 1850, heads stacked in boxes, and hung by their long hair from the eves of buildings at Fort Utah, has long been ignored, “You didn’t see the Indians beheading the Mormons.”

[Elsie]

That is your quote Elsie, it's referring to the MMM.

No; it's not.

[Elsie]

...40 Ute corpses in 1850...

MMM occurred 1857

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