[Zakeet]

Peaceful Muzzies and libtards everywhere are not amused!

[Kickass Conservative]

It should spray scalding Bacon Grease.

[BigIsleGal]

I like bacon...

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

I’ve got an even easier homemade solution, literally, that will mitigate a lot of Muslim problems. What do you need?

1) A small, hand held pump sprayer that can spray a stream of liquid, not just a mist. You can buy one at a dollar store.

2) Pork juice, drained from raw pork. Cool in fridge to skim fat, which could clog the sprayer, then mix with an appropriate amount of water for the sprayer.

3) Label the sprayer “PORK JUICE” in large letters.

Now, say some Muslims are screaming at you because you are not them. You can whip out your spray bottle and tell them to “Back off, or go to Hell”.

I would strongly recommend having concealed carry when you do this, but it is good about any time.

[longfellow]

What insensitive bastard came up with this?
I want to buy him a drink.

[joshua c]

The future must not belong to those who slander me.

[terycarl]

Just for the hell of it, and to see what would happen, announce that in the future, all American manufactured ammunition would be treated with pork fat to retard weather related deterioration....what could it hurt??