[Morgan in Denver]

WELCOME to 2015:

• Our Phones – Wireless
• Cooking – Fireless
• Cars – Keyless
• Food – Fatless
• Tires –Tubeless
• Dress – Sleeveless
• Youth – Jobless
• Leaders – Shameless
• Relationships – Meaningless
• Attitudes – Careless
• Babies – Fatherless
• Feelings – Heartless
• Education – Valueless
• Children – Mannerless
• Country – Godless

We are SPEECHLESS,
Senate is CLUELESS,

And our Leaders
are WORTHLESS!

I’m scared – Shitless

[Fishtalk]

You forgot one thing....I provide to you free...

I am not making this up....CLOROX BLEACH IS NOW “SPLASHLESS”.

How do they do this? And why?

[DanZ]

“WELCOME to 2015:”

What a wonderful opportunity for a top 50 Hit.

Put it to music

[rodguy911]

Wow heavy stuff there bud.

[Alas Babylon!]

LOL! I’m gonna start calling you Les instead of Morgan!