Posted on 01/28/2015 12:43:41 PM PST by cotton1706
Harry Reid seems to be feeling the pressure of losing control of his Party in the Senate, but his injury story is just about as credible as just about anything else he's said.
First, we were told he was on an exercise machine, which turned out to be a lie. Then Dick Durbin said a rubber band broke, hit Reid in the eye, gave him a concussion and sent him into some built-in cabinets, which was plausible, except that it had come from Dick Durbin. At the same time Durbin was spinning the tale, Reid's office was telling us that the exercise "equipment" broke, he hit the floor, and that's how he broke, not strained mind you, broke four ribs. We were supposed to understand somehow hidden in that explanation, that at some point, he hit his face so hard that bones near his eye broke to the point he needs surgery, and he received a concussion. This rubber band was, according to Reid, the second strongest you can get, because you know, with a bod like Reid's he's just gotta be hypertrophy training yo! Then the description of the faulty rubber band changed to "snapped" instead of broke, so I guess we were supposed to believe he either let go, hitting himself in the eye, or it came unattached from wherever it was attached, and he, spinning, pirouetted in to the cabinets, but hit the floor, breaking his ribs and by the way, he may go blind. Then the Huffington Post said that Reid's injury was brought on by a rubber band snapping and flinging him into a file cabinet.
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I still think Reid was thrown off his inflatable doll.
Never bring a rubber band to a mob @ss-kicking
The boys were sent to have a sit down with the old creep. It didnt go well.
I wonder which crew did the job...
Remember your days as a “bagman” Hairy?
They’re baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
I have a theory. Reid was at a brothel and after a particularly raucous 5 minutes with a new ho, refused to pay for services. Declaring he was a US Senator didnt matter to ElJay Cielo, the hookers pimp who proceeded to b*tch slap poor Harry until he forked over the chedda.
Neither ho nor pimp was available for comment.
My honest opinion says he tried picking up the wrong 14 yr old boy.
He’s a skid mark on the Jockey shorts of the Nation!
The PUNdits are all asking, how the hell could they get close to the man if he has round the clock protection? Thats easy. The boys show up, tell the bodyguards to take a hike or else, and the smack down happens.
The bodyguards all get a REward for their time off and nobody says anything, especially Harry Reid because he doesnt want it out his ties to the mob...as if thats a secrete now days.
The way I heard it, she crossed her legs and broke his glasses, then he fell down the stairs on the way out.
He was in the bathroom with an exercise band attached to a shower door, it snapped, and he went flying back into his bathroom file cabinets, breaking his eye socket, bounced off, went through a rock crusher that broke three ribs, and landed in a boxing ring with Mike Tyson.
“Never bring a rubber band to a mob @ss-kicking”
Hilarious.
Harry Reid’s injuries are consistent with a beating from a baseball bat, Goodfellas style.
Reid got tuned up. All those shady land deals and money from nothing came with a price. It wasn’t nothing after all.
I remember latex tubing on sling shots.
Perhaps the rubber band was actually latex tubing hooked up to a bottle of NO2, and Reid held on while falling back, and tube slipped off the tank?
The article was fun to read, but in the end, I don’t give a hoot how it happened — I am just glad that it did.
I look forward to hearing about his broken hip. I just hope that when this pile of evil crap finally kicks the bucket, it doesn’t screw up three entire days of television scheduling.
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