Posted on 01/22/2015 9:49:40 AM PST by aimhigh
There was a semi-satire years ago about feminists complaining that the act of urinating while standing up represented the last bastion of “male privilege”. Therefore a bill was introduced in the Senate to make the practice illegal. Its sponsors were George McGovern and Edward Kennedy, who declared “Number one is all right, but don’t stand for it!”
All who spoke in favor of the measure delivered their remarks in the well of the Senate, while sitting down.
;^)
I installed a white marble floor in one of my bathrooms over ten years ago. No stains, looks as good as when new. But I did apply a sealer after installation, and I clean the bathroom often. As I recall, the sealer instructions advise reapplying every so often (maybe a couple years?) but I only applied it once. Perhaps I'll reapply the sealer now.
I’m not “missing”, daggone it, I’m marking my territory.
A target of the _resident's face would provide active political comment while relieving yourself...
If the art work is really good, you could show the fly on his face...
Yeah, and likely doesn't know squat.
: )
That...would be awesome.
You know... In stead of the bee or wasp...
Focus on the front sight not on the target and don't squeeze your grip so tightly.
I want several.
Set them in my job.
Watch the Obie fans flip out.
Good idea - would recommend Sherwinn Williams Terrazzo Sealer - Though CAUTION, because it matters what you put on it before - make sure of compatibility. The SWP folks are really helpful and will know.
Her sitzpinkler!!!
Most tombstones are made of granite. There were a lot of marble ones...and you can see them decayed by weather over time. Especially ones with carved lambs or angels...they kind of melt away.
Speaking of targets and fun, I have been considering a business manufacturing “Piss targets” for urinals with the face of “the prophet” on them.
Any thoughts?
Well miss priss, its not a “mess” until it accumulates over time.
Its not even visible at 1 standing.
I’m sure you’d love to have men wipe down the floor and the facilities after each use, but that’s not happening.
Neither is the demand to sit.
So, get over it.
Put on Obama picture there and my aim will 100% every time.
Speaking of targets and fun, I have been considering a business manufacturing “Piss targets” for urinals with the face of “the prophet” on them.
Any thoughts?
I will put one right next to my Jane Fonda target.
An woman who has raised sons realizes that it is necessary to wipe down the bathroom floor frequently around the toilet due to”’splashing”. It is common sense.
Did this tenant never clean his floor?
My sister told me one of her sons was a day dreamer when he was a little boy, and he would come inside and be paying scant attention to his aim. He was so eager to get back outside. :<)
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