Yes, we can! Students to hurl canned food at intruders.

The Peoples Cube ^ | 1/14/2015 | Olga Photoshopova

[blackdog]

“Random, run of the mill S.O.B., Mr.Naven R Johnson......Die!”

[HammerT]

Or issue each kid a can shaped holster.

Open ‘canning’ anyone?

[MrB]

fasten a pencil on the back and you have a mini bat’leth!
:)

[trebb]

Pool balls will do in a pinch.....

[logi_cal869]

The incredible doofy irony here is that their assertion that cans are a weapon for kids to use just made it against thousands of schools’ policies across the country to have cans of food on campus (zero-tolerance).

[blackdog]

In New York the cans cannot be legal if they hold more than 12 ounces. If they do, masked ninja suited gunmen will arrive, resulting in the throwing of cans at them and then shots will be fired.

Repeat.

[HammerT]

Well, after all they know better because they know better.

And the reason they know better is that they know better, since they know who knows better and it’s them that knows better and they know better than anyone.

And who else would know better than those that know better which would be them because they know better.

.. stop the circular logic! I need to get off!

[HammerT]

I don’t see the appeal of that?

[HammerT]

That will be part of their ‘health’ program - get the little kiddies in the Obamayouth and have them train 10 hours a day lifting those cans.

[HammerT]

The best thing to do is laugh at those people - they can’t stand that... much like the radical Muslims..

[skimbell]

When cans are outlawed, only outlaws will have cans...

[PIF]

When cans are outlawed, only outlaw kids will have cans...

[blackdog]

Unfortunately today's school shooting defense failed, resulting in many dead. The gunman wore a catcher's mask which tested our $60,000,000 Defend Your Schools campaign. Officials have announced a new ban on the wearing or posession of catcher's masks, and plan on spending another $60,000,000 to accomlish this.

In the future, all pitchers will only throw strikes and all batters will hit every pitch.

[HammerT]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Oh that's funny no matter who you are!!

Next up: a Can Ban

[Or any other object that can be used as a weapon]

[Mouton]

Yeah, just what you want to do to a potential mentally deranged individual with a firearm in a school room, send him further off the edge. Whoever thought of this lame brained idea should be hung.

[day10]

What if the cans are defective!?!?!?

[Ditter]

Oh yes cans can be dangerous and then if they have access to a “can opener”! They will then have the round can lids that are sharp as a knife all the say around! YIKES!!!!!! s/>s

[dfwgator]

[Old Sarge]

“I love my Campbell’s, soup is good ammo!”

[Tenacious 1]

Uhmmmmmmmmm, schools use #10 cans in it’s food supply chains. How is a kid going to throw a ten pound can of green beans at a would be gunman?

We'll need to introducd steroids into the lunch dietary receommendations from the fed (From Michelle). You need to think outside the box (or can).