This Yelp review cracked me up!!
” I went into this place thinking high hopes that they’d be able to break a 10 dollar bill. I read recently that they have at least two fives in the place. To my dismay, I found out that they only had a 5 dollar bill and two singles. I noticed a pizza on the desk and asked if I could just take a slice or two and the $7 dollars and they all laughed. So I asked if I could just buy a car and they gave me a covered wagon. I set out on the Oregon Trail.
A few days later, Eric died of dysentery.
I hope these guys are happy. We have all died of dysentery.”
I like this one. A lot:
I asked to speak with the manager and he called over this black guy who said “We don’t like your kind” he blamed me for the unarmed black men shootings that have happened recently. At that point I’ve had enough. I got in my car and while I was leaving they chased me down and threw breadsticks and garlic sauce at my car.
You too can die of dysentery by playing Oregon Trail online, right there in your browser!
https://archive.org/details/msdos_Oregon_Trail_The_1990
or Oregon Trail Deluxe
https://archive.org/details/msdos_Oregon_Trail_Deluxe_The_1992