Guards 'mistake lesbian pair for men in Cineworld toilets'

ilfordrecorder.co.uk ^ | 1-14-15 | Ajay Nair

[MeshugeMikey]

a wonderful pair of ambassadorettes for the SAD community

[Iron Munro]

That thing on the right could eat corn off the cob through a chain link fence!

Heck, just put her out in the field and she would have crows bringing back corn they stole last year.

[C210N]

That thing on the right...

That's no thing. That there is a thang!

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Freaks...just FREAKS!

They should be ashamed. In fact, so much so, that it makes me ashamed.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

They try to look like men, then they get offended when they are mistaken for men.

[petercooper]

Lifestyle choice. Deal with it.

[USS Alaska]

“He’s a BOY” was the reply.

The correct response would have been..."shhheeeeeiiiit, why doesn't he look like a boy"?

[EQAndyBuzz]

I will try to help but cannot guarantee anything....

How did Maureen Dowd respond to this?

You can all thank me later.

[left that other site]

Yes...she wasn’t mad at me, and she probably gets it all the time from people.

But it would be nicer for the kid if people weren’t mixed up about his gender.

A nice little boy’s haircut would do the trick. LOL!

[Blood of Tyrants]

Why would a lesbian find a mannish female even remotely attractive?

[fidelis]

Did I mistake you two women for men based upon your appearance? Silly me! I don't know WHAT I was thinking!

[dfwgator]

Kyle: Weak, dude. She only likes other lesbians?
Stan: Hey, man. If she only likes other lesbians, then all we gotta do is become lesbians, too!
Kyle: Hey, yeah!
Cartman: You guys. Ya know what? My grandma was Dutch Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian - that makes me quarter-lesbian.
Stan: You’re just saying that, Cartman.
Kyle: Yeah, you’re not a lesbian, fatass.
Cartman: I am, too!

Stan: What the hell are you doing, Cartman?
Cartman: My mom said if you want to become a lesbian you have to lick carpet.
Kyle: Really?
Stan: Well I got a...Indi-glo...Girls CD. The guy at the record store said it was perfect. [he pops the CD into the stereo]
Kyle: And I got these killer Birken-stocks.
[Stan and Kyle promptly join Cartman on the floor. Kenny studies them for a moment, drops down and thinks a bit, then starts licking]
Indiglo Girls singer: I woke up very early one Sunday morn...
Cartman: This is a bunch of crap! I’ve been licking this carpet for three hours and I still don’t feel like a lesbian!

Stan: I can’t wait for Ms. Ellen to see what a raging lesbian I am.
Cartman: I’m a bigger lesbian than you!
Stan: No, you’re a fatter lesbian than me.
Kyle: Screw you guys, I’m king lesbian!

[left that other site]

LOL.

[smokingfrog]

Beats me

[Uncle Miltie]

“Tracey, who lives in Barking”

I heard she was a woofer.

[Gamecock]

Why would a lesbian find a mannish female even remotely attractive?

[Uncle Miltie]

AAAIIIGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

You didn’t outta have done that.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

They have identical middle names: 'Pat'.

[TangoLimaSierra]

[wbill]

Dress like me. Look like men.

Get angry when people assume that they're men.

Truly, it's a mental disease.