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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: MHGinTN

Dunno.
Could be the bathsalt crap, could be something new.


41 posted on 01/09/2015 8:01:04 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: SamAdams76

Have fun.

Then go out for cheeseburgers. She could use a few.


42 posted on 01/09/2015 8:02:05 PM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: RegulatorCountry

Maybe in a drug-induced moment, he raped a mannequin and suffered remorse...


43 posted on 01/09/2015 8:03:06 PM PST by Stayfree (IThe White House Commie is no longer a bad joke, he is now public enemy #1)
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To: Darksheare

It is sometimes speculated that LSD huge dose was used to send an Admiral on the Majic 12 group over the edge.


44 posted on 01/09/2015 8:04:00 PM PST by MHGinTN
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To: RegulatorCountry
Glendora
45 posted on 01/09/2015 8:04:08 PM PST by PlateOfShrimp
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To: RegulatorCountry

I figure the real cause is he read the Obamacare tax regulations.


46 posted on 01/09/2015 8:05:50 PM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: RegulatorCountry

That PCP is some crazy s***.

I was thinking it could have been schizophrenia but obviously I was wrong.


47 posted on 01/09/2015 8:06:13 PM PST by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (TOUCH MY SODA AND THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY!!)
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To: RegulatorCountry

One by one the Penguins steal my sanity.


48 posted on 01/09/2015 8:09:06 PM PST by packrat35 (Pelosi is only on loan to the world from Satan. Hopefully he will soon want his baby killer back)
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To: MHGinTN

Ah, MKUltra, cointel program against our own citizenry.

In on instance, an immense dose of LSD was given to a certain someone who promptly “jumped”, though there is speculation that he was thrown.
Another person was dosed before driving..


49 posted on 01/09/2015 8:12:32 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: ThomasThomas

There was a Dr Who episode with living plastic and this happened; well not the jumping out the window....


50 posted on 01/09/2015 8:13:07 PM PST by logic101.net (If libs believe in Darwin and natural selection why do they get hacked off when it happens?)
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To: SamAdams76

Use a condom dude.


51 posted on 01/09/2015 8:14:24 PM PST by eyedigress
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To: Darksheare

Somehow I knew you would know the particulars ... you must be a treasure in trivia games! Kudos


52 posted on 01/09/2015 8:16:23 PM PST by MHGinTN
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To: eyedigress; SamAdams76

“Is she clean? Get your girl tested for termites!”
Great, a mashup between 1940’s soldier std awareness posters and mannequin dating..


53 posted on 01/09/2015 8:17:00 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: logic101.net

Autons. They date back to the early BBC episodes and were very, very plasticky. In newer episodes, Autons have improved their replication to the point of being barely perceptible as not human, but the old cheesy plastic ones were more disturbing, I thought,


54 posted on 01/09/2015 8:17:05 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: RegulatorCountry

I don’t get it. I’ve always gotten along very well with the mannequins. They sing me to sleep at night and in the morning there’s always a hot cup of coffee waiting for me. And they help me hide the bodies. What’s not to like?


55 posted on 01/09/2015 8:18:39 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

LOL!!!

And when you sing to them you sing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wln6NX0V4AQ


56 posted on 01/09/2015 8:19:54 PM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Billthedrill
... but do you know what the mannequins really think of you?
57 posted on 01/09/2015 8:19:55 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: MHGinTN

Not really, just a bunch of mega useless stuff stuck in there, sometimes irretrievable when wanted.

DMT 42 was initialy designed to destabilize enemy soldiers.
Well, it worked a little too well.
One individual dosed with dmt42 ended up chopping his family to chutney and rambling about how “they” were after him, monsters, the whole nine.

Hmm..our flying accountant here may have been on DMT 42.


58 posted on 01/09/2015 8:21:25 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: RegulatorCountry
... but do you know what the mannequins really think of you?

Well, sure! One of them just whispered "Bill, I think you're a swell guy." Or wait a minute, maybe it was "The milkman must die." Dang it, and I just got the hatchet clean.

59 posted on 01/09/2015 8:22:42 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: RegulatorCountry

Demanding a “living wage” no doubt.


60 posted on 01/09/2015 8:25:02 PM PST by Huskrrrr
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