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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: moose07

LOL!

Glad I could cause a minor disruption! :o])


1,741 posted on 02/01/2015 1:12:06 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: NicknamedBob; moose07

LOL!! You and Moosie should have consulted on that one!


1,742 posted on 02/01/2015 1:13:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

That would spoil the fun. :D


1,743 posted on 02/01/2015 1:14:57 PM PST by moose07 (The Camels have reached the parking lot. Shields up!)
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To: NicknamedBob

EVA finds that she cannot totally control Soames, though she keeps seeing and hearing from him flashes of something that feels like memories to her.
Song link in 1731 is related after a fashion.


1,744 posted on 02/01/2015 1:17:54 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Monkey Face

Ummm...

There’s a game???

;-)


1,745 posted on 02/01/2015 1:21:41 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Monkey Face

I had someone during the superbrawl, er, bowl call me up to drunkenly sing “I’m a wolverine, I’m a wolverine.”
Another year, some idiot called just to chew and blast music into the phone.


1,746 posted on 02/01/2015 1:23:54 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m just glad the game is in Arizona this year and not in NJ like last year. It’s so cold near Giants Stadium and it’s not an indoor stadium!

BRRRRRRRR.


1,747 posted on 02/01/2015 1:30:54 PM PST by Gefn (Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
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To: Darksheare

The human mind within the AI realm, if that’s what we’re discussing, undergoes a self-directed aversive therapy program, to define and protect its parameter integrity.

The AI has trouble monitoring such behaviors, despite being scary fast, because it is so fleeting. Before it can be registered, it is gone.

For AIs, reflexive thinking, (thinking about what you thought about) is almost impossible. That would require going into reverse at sixty miles per hour. It just doesn’t happen.

Humans specialize in this. It’s a way they double-check themselves. It’s also an example of parallel processing in the wetware.


1,748 posted on 02/01/2015 1:31:25 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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To: Monkey Face

The game?

War Thunder! That is my game right now.

:p


1,749 posted on 02/01/2015 1:36:10 PM PST by GeronL
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To: NoCmpromiz

Just checking to see who’s paying attention, here....

;o]


1,750 posted on 02/01/2015 1:39:30 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Gefn

For the life of me, I don’t understand why anyone would want to play a game, outside, in the winter, in the northern tier of states...

Phoenix makes much more sense! And today is going to be a gorgeous day for it, too.


1,751 posted on 02/01/2015 1:41:05 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face

When is kickoff? I need to get the dip made and ready for the show. The commercials will be the highlight of the whoel spectacle. half-time will be a nice short nap.


1,752 posted on 02/01/2015 1:42:01 PM PST by MHGinTN (Is it really all relative, Mister Einstein?)
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To: Monkey Face

Gov Christie and his crew made the NFL a deal they couldn’t refuse, I guess.

Either that, or Tony Soprano did.


1,753 posted on 02/01/2015 1:51:06 PM PST by Gefn (Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
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To: Monkey Face

Gotta do som’tin’ ta occupy time waitin’ fer all that solidified climate change to fall.

Maybe they’ll be right this time.. ;-)

After all, last blizzardfizzle dropped only 1/6th of the two feet they predicted here. This time they’re saying 8-13 inches...

(So you already know that what really will happen is the 20” that didn’t fall last time will tack itself onto the 13” and we’ll have a yard of snow in the yard...)

And thus will the prognostications even out in the end.

And Punxsutawney Phil will be snowed in and unable to de-burrow to see his light-occluded self-rendering thereby causing winter to stop dead in its tracks, birds to sing, flowers to bloom, and warmists to say ‘See, we told you so’..

And the Pats and Seahawks will play to a quadruple overtime tie and they’ll chainsaw the Lombardi trophy in half so each can have a piece..

You saw it here first.

;-)


1,754 posted on 02/01/2015 2:28:23 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Gefn

Oh! I just got back from Kroger and Walmart. Let me turn on the DVR.


1,755 posted on 02/01/2015 2:34:44 PM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: CatherineofAragon

I can’t wait for your review. Two paws up?


1,756 posted on 02/01/2015 2:39:53 PM PST by Gefn (Forget the Super Bowl. The Big Bowl action is the Kitten Bowl.)
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To: MHGinTN

3:30pm PST


1,757 posted on 02/01/2015 2:45:55 PM PST by Cvengr ( Adversity in life & death is inevitable; Stress is optional through faith in Christ.)
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To: Gefn

Definitely. I can’t pick a favorite...but I’m a sucker for those gray striped kittens.

“Joe Montuna”, LOL


1,758 posted on 02/01/2015 3:00:04 PM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: CatherineofAragon

Sally is engaged in a cooking project involving a double-boiler and about six other pots. Results could be dire ...

I was surprised to find we still had the double-boiler. I used to make chocolate mousse, back around 1990, before we had children.


1,759 posted on 02/01/2015 3:13:23 PM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Tax-chick; moose07
"I was surprised to find we still had the double-boiler. I used to make chocolate mousse, back around 1990, before we had children."

Gone to any kinky parties lately, Moosey?

1,760 posted on 02/01/2015 3:20:24 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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