Remove The Crying Cheeto

Original Content | 1/4/2015 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

John Boehner epitomizes all that is wrong with the Republican Establishment. Boehner has thwarted every plan to overturn or ameliorate the most heinous aspects of Obama's neo-tyrannical rule.

These days, I like to call Boehner Crying Cheeto. That is because he is an odd orange- or yellow-color, and cries at the drop of a hat.

Boehner started, seemingly, on the right track. He was helpful in engineering the Contract with America in 1994, which helped propel Newt Gingrich to the position of the Chairman of the House. He quickly turned, however, and was involved in an unsuccessful attempt to unseat Gingrich in 1997. Over time, it became clear that though he largely voted along conservative lines, that he was drifting left.

In 2001, he partnered with the odious Ted Kennedy to push the 'No Child Left Behind' act, which greatly expanded the Federal role in local educational efforts, which set the stage for the introduction of the mathematically-illiterate and highly liberal agenda-setting standard known as 'Common Core'.

In 2004, he started to show pro-illegal leanings, by voting NO on reporting illegal aliens who receive hospital treatment.

In 2011, he was becoming a full-on Obama sycophant, declaring -- for example -- that the TARP program is a "crap sandwich", but he voted for it anyway.

Finally, in 2014 and 2015, he came out as a closet "Progressive Republican" (Read: Democrat) all along. The Crying Cheeto has acted just like a Democrat, or has favored funding Democrat initiatives, in the following ways:

• Boehner -- in a manner eerily reminiscent of the liberal Democrats' tendency to introduce large volumes of legislation with nearly no time to read and understand the laws, demanding an immediate vote -- introduced the thousand-plus -page Cromnibus bill with a mere 72 hours to read it.
• Boehner's Cromnibus makes no effort to defund Obama's Executive Amnesty Memorandum. The Crying Cheeto is fully on-board with disenfranchising American citizen votes, by integrating illegal aliens into America, eventually to vote. And they will vote. They will vote Democrat, making the Republican Party a footnote in history.
• Boehner's Cromnibus makes no effort to defund Obamacare, whose legislative tentacles gain a strong purchase around American's throats in 2015.
• There is no limitations for the Environmental Protection Agency, who is set to install many hundreds of business-destructive regulations that will likely crash the economy.
• Boehner even lied outright, just like the White House routinely does on every topic: Boehner’s team said to Rep. Marlin Stutzman that he would pull the Cromnibus if he gave an "Aye" vote on the all-important procedural “rule” setting up the debate on the Cromnibus. Stutzman did. The Crying Cheeto promptly reneged.

It has become glaringly obvious that Boehner is not a man 'on our team' that we disagree with. Conservatives need to understand that the Crying Cheeto is an adversary intent on thwarting the change they came to Washington to bring. It is that simple.

I urge you to contact your Representative on Monday, January the 5th, and urge your House member to vote AGAINST John Boehner, and for Louie Gohmert instead. We can tip the balance. This will spell out America's future.

The vote is on Tuesday. Act on Monday.

[CatherineofAragon]

Yep, that was the one. I did a google search, and the properties showed the image as encrypted.

[CPT Clay]

A baseball bat

[CPT Clay]

LOL

[Windflier]

I did a google search, and the properties showed the image as encrypted.

Interesting. I've been posting images from Google, Bing, and other search engines here for a long time, but have never run into one that was encrypted.

I wonder if you just right clicked on it and hit 'copy image location' if it would post here?

[luvie]

One of the respresentatives from Texas is actually running against him, so I guess I’m covered! :)

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[Pajamajan]

"Remove The Crying Cheeto" (Great title) MUST-READ BUMP.

[BradyLS]

It’s not nice to disparage honest, orangey Cheetos like that.

[BuckeyeTexan]

I won’t be urging. I’ll be demanding.

Voice mail - check
e-mail - check
Fax - check
Petition - check

[TheOldLady]

Thank you for the ping, my friend. Sorry I’m late.

[lysie]

Yes. I thought he was strong during the Clinton years. He proved me wrong.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Nicely done.

[central_va]

And Romney lost because nobody wanted his economic plan of more military spending, more tax cuts for the rich, zerp percent capital gains taxes, major cuts to Medicare & Social Security & federal jobs....against trillion dollar deficits. Romney lost what should have been an easy election to win-—and NOT because voters believed he was too “moderate” or “liberal”.

You're f-ing crazy. Go join the democrat party if you want more taxes.

[catfish1957]

whrn you are trying to make a serious point, the childish “crying Cheeto” and that asinine picture seriously detracts from your point....Hard to take you serious from then on...

Laz is an icon here. And just who are you? By the way "when" is spelled w-h-e-n, not w-h-r-n. Kind of hard to take serious someone who can't spell a simple four letter word.

[central_va]

Laz try to be more hugh and series.

[PGalt]

ROFLMAO! HOORAY Laz!

The Crying Cheeto BUMP! (still laughing)

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