Actress Lena Dunham Says She Already Feels the Pending Republican Congress ''Invading Her Uterus''

DuhProgressive.com ^ | Tuesday, December 16, 2014, | By by Jack Lakeman, DP Editor-in-Chief

[Lazamataz]

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Not only is the pending Republican—controlled Congress scaring the daylights out of ardent Democrats and liberals throughout the nation, but are causing one famous actress acute anxiety.

Controversial producer, actress, and HBO "Girls" producer Lena Dunham, who ignited a storm of controversy recently over revelations that the reported rape she recounted in her bestselling "memoir" (despite that Dunham is only 28 years old) "Not That Type of Girl" at the hands of a Republican while in college have been all but proved false, said Tuesday that she "already feels" the pending GOP Congress in January "invading her uterus".

[Lazamataz]

She could not even get ME, and I would hit ANYthing.

[EQAndyBuzz]

That picture looks like a poorly constructed love doll.

[CatherineofAragon]

If you, in a moment of alcohol-induced insanity, even voiced the IDEA of trying to hit that, I would strap you to a chair and push you in a closet until you came to your senses.

[ameribbean expat]

Well if she would quit trying to mount the dome of the US Capitol...

[DPMD]

This is probably a result of having the CIA secretly beam microwaves at the metal plate in her head.

[JohnBrowdie]

what's the difference between lena dunham's uterus and a 747? not everyone has been on the inside of a 747

[MS_Steve]

May I suggest crossing your legs... instead of blithering like an idiot and sitting there with your legs spread like a gaping maw! What a (c)runt.

[Lazamataz]

Speaking of hot chicks that need my lovin’, when do we meet?

[Tijeras_Slim]

Eunice the Uterus, she’s actually touring the West bemoaning “Abortion Deserts”.

Learn more at:
http://ladypartsjustice.com

I kid you not.

[Chgogal]

Cute baby says, “Lena, make those doctors stay away from my mother's womb. They're trying to kill me!”

[CatherineofAragon]

Let me go get my straps....

[Noumenon]

I would hit it - with a car door at 35 mph

[stephenjohnbanker]

” That chick couldn’t get a date otherwise.”

She couldn’t get arrested.....that would require minimal human contact.

[RinaseaofDs]

She’s going to celebrate the new Congress in January by accusing Bill Cosby of raping her. He won’t call him ‘Bill’ in the article in the NYT (and Rolling Stone), but he’ll say that he’s a big swarthy man who had a thing for Jello and told me to scream “Buck buck number one, come in!!” while it was happening.

Then she’s going to take it all back and say that while that really didn’t happen to her, its happened to millions of other women, and so it was a story she had to tell.

[windsorknot]

1. The Plague
2. Lena Dunham’s uterus

[liberalh8ter]

I really don’t want to hear her sexual fantasies.

[dennisw]

She does all this FAKE HYSTERICAL CRAP to get the numbnutz in TV land to tune into her show.

Its all about $$$ and ratings. Its all about her making more millions. She just bought an expensive condo in Manhattan IIRC.

Just another greedy-arse lo-IQ liberal. Though hi-IQ in getting young female skulls full of mush to watch her degenerate show

[Noumenon]

[Sicon]

She has a higher chance of being knocked up by Bigfoot or being probed by aliens.

Bump

[RichInOC]

Oompa Loompa doompity do,
Laz wouldn’t hit that and neither should you.