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Feds Creating Robots for Old People
The Washington Free Beacon ^ | December 12, 2014 | Elizabeth Harrington

Posted on 12/13/2014 12:04:11 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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21 posted on 12/13/2014 12:29:41 PM PST by Brandonmark (There is still hope for our country! 11.04.2014 - DAY OF RENEWAL)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

22 posted on 12/13/2014 12:40:02 PM PST by llevrok (I fear the US government more than I do al Qaeda)
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To: Ouchthatonehurt

those are cannons she has, right?


23 posted on 12/13/2014 12:40:44 PM PST by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..))
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Aloysius88; Altariel; ...

Robots for or from?


24 posted on 12/13/2014 12:43:22 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Mears
Same here.

It can then do things such as help ensure that they are eating or drinking healthily

Just how would these robots "ensure" these things?

I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees, and using these "helpful" robots for target practice would be a useful first step.

25 posted on 12/13/2014 12:52:03 PM PST by Madame Dufarge
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To: Madame Dufarge

They are probably equipped with blood pressure monitor, temperature thermometer, and can check pulse, heart rate. and no doubt can determine dehydration.

The real kicker would be if they could prepare lunch...then I’m in.


26 posted on 12/13/2014 12:55:03 PM PST by Kackikat
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Plus, the Cabana Boy can satisfy other . . . umm . . . never mind.


27 posted on 12/13/2014 12:59:27 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The mods stole my tagline.)
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To: Kackikat
They are probably equipped with blood pressure monitor, temperature thermometer, and can check pulse, heart rate. and no doubt can determine dehydration.

If it's a rectal thermometer, I'm gonna sue!

28 posted on 12/13/2014 1:01:18 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The mods stole my tagline.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

ROFL...hilarious! Let us hope they can get most of it by from touch or an inserted hand or finger...lol


29 posted on 12/13/2014 1:05:38 PM PST by Kackikat
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To: Darksheare
seems odd coming from a government hell bent on killing them off...

30 posted on 12/13/2014 1:06:48 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Darksheare
"Robots for or from?"

Have you read John Scalzi's "Old Man's War"?

31 posted on 12/13/2014 1:08:33 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So was he lying to Hispanics when he said he couldn't do it before, or is he lying to all of us now?)
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To: NicknamedBob; Chode

Not yet.

What are the odds that these are assassinbots?


32 posted on 12/13/2014 1:11:19 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare
that'd make more sense that's for sure
33 posted on 12/13/2014 1:12:31 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This reminds me of a story I read in school about a society where at a certain age people are forced into an automated “assisted living” facility. The data concerning a young man is corrupt and his date of birth is incorrect. The machines grab him and put him in with the elderly.


34 posted on 12/13/2014 1:12:49 PM PST by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: Chode

Everyone gets the HAL 9000 treatment.


35 posted on 12/13/2014 1:14:26 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare
pretty much
36 posted on 12/13/2014 1:31:39 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Darksheare

What could go wrong? Nothing!

I say give them some rudimentary intelligence too, you know in case Grandma asks for juice instead of water. And, just to be safe, give them some rules, call them Robot Laws that way there is NO WAY they can ever be broken. They can be laws like, “I am to serve Man”.

What can go wrong!?


37 posted on 12/13/2014 1:45:22 PM PST by FourtySeven (47)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I don’t need a glass of water. Maybe a shot of Jack and a beer after it serves me bacon and eggs.


38 posted on 12/13/2014 2:10:18 PM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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To: Darksheare; Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Mom! The robot locked Granny in the bathroom again!


39 posted on 12/13/2014 2:13:42 PM PST by RedMDer (I don't listen to Liars but when I do I know it's Barack Obama.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Attention all science do-good types: When you inflict all these robot caretakers on the rest of the human race — for our benefit — make certain you include am ON-OFF switch or other fail-safe device to SHUT THEM OFF.
40 posted on 12/13/2014 2:46:03 PM PST by MasterGunner01
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