Congress’ Big Spending Bill Covers Bullets, Cow Farts, and Chinese Chickens

Financial Times ^ | 12/11/2014 | Rob Garver

[Einherjar]

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with

the other. He says to the waiter:

“Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Sure Chief. Coming right up.”

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,

turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,

causing parts of the animal to splatter

everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian r eturns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the

waiter:

“Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Whoa, Tonto!
We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”

The Indian smiles and proudly says,

“Training for position in United States Congress.

Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up,

disappear for rest of day.”

[Repeal The 17th]

Chief Bowels no move.