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Should We Buy Speaker Boehner Some Balls?
CHQ ^ | 12/5/2014 | George Rasley

Posted on 12/05/2014 2:23:39 PM PST by xzins

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To: xzins
Should We Buy Speaker Boehner Some Balls?

He will be clueless about where they belong.

41 posted on 12/05/2014 3:00:07 PM PST by stevem
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To: xzins
Let's send Boner tiny little boxes of these [or a pic of same]:

42 posted on 12/05/2014 3:05:39 PM PST by W. (If government could truly create jobs communism would have worked the first time it was implemented.)
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To: xzins

OK, where do I buy them and send them? No kidding, we should at least deluge the little pr!ck, Boner, with some prosthetic balls, since he has no natural ones.


43 posted on 12/05/2014 3:07:35 PM PST by nomad
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
“Where would he put them ?”

Not everyone is a Ballchinian.


44 posted on 12/05/2014 3:07:39 PM PST by Old Yeller (Civil rights are for civilized people.)
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To: skeeter

Bingo!


45 posted on 12/05/2014 3:12:04 PM PST by Sioux-san
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To: xzins

Is there any place where you can buy a cheap set of fake testicles that can be sent to him? Let him know that at the very least we are taking note of his deficiency and/or traitorous tendencies and are urging him to act like a Conservative man.


46 posted on 12/05/2014 3:12:26 PM PST by nomad
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To: nomad

http://www.redstate.com/2014/12/04/weve-crossed-100-orders-of-balls-for-john-boehner-keep-sending/


47 posted on 12/05/2014 3:12:26 PM PST by libbylu
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper; nascarnation

I did not know that Pelousy had been a WH intern. I wondered if she had overlapped Jeremiah Wright at the White House but evidently he was a bit later.


48 posted on 12/05/2014 3:15:28 PM PST by Rockpile
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To: skeeter

So what does Justin Amash do? (BTW - he is my Congressman, which makes me happy) I think every Patriot in Congress needs to immediately stop playing games with Boehner and McConnell. All 10 of them, give or take, should Go Rogue for the sake of the country - get out there and start railing at the lawlessness of this traitorous body. Otherwise they will be hanging from the Liberty Tree with the others and deservedly so.


49 posted on 12/05/2014 3:17:31 PM PST by Sioux-san
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To: xzins

50 posted on 12/05/2014 3:19:11 PM PST by Iron Munro (D.H.S. has the same headcount as the US Marine Corps with twice the budget)
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To: xzins

Would be a waste of balls.


51 posted on 12/05/2014 3:19:17 PM PST by mulligan (I)
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To: xzins

Speaker Boehner needs a round-trip ticket to Palookaville, if Palookaville is a conservative small town with many good old boys with rifles who can keep him sitting there long enough for them to explain the serious implications of Congress voting to fund Obama’s Executive Amnesty Order...until he finally get’s it, changes his views completely, and can be sent back to Washington as a freedom-loving American.

For example, if Congress funds Obama’s Executive Order, democracy in the English-speaking world will be set back to 1214, the year before the signing of the Magna Carta, which King John only agreed to sign because otherwise his nobles would not fund his government.

All subsequent democratic governments have had legislatures, descending from that group of nobles, with the authority to wield the power of the purse against rulers who would like to make themselves into dictators. Dictatorships need money to operate, so refusals by legislatures to fund dictatorial actions is critical to maintaining democracies.

Yet here we are with John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, and their supporters who, instead of withholding funds from Obama so he can’t create a dictatorship, are acting almost eager to present him with the funds on a silver platter to do so.

What can we do? Every Congressman and Senator who votes to fund Obama’s dictatorship should be made the subject of a recall effort. Let the petitions begin.


52 posted on 12/05/2014 3:19:36 PM PST by Bluestocking
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To: libbylu
No, racket balls? He`ll just give those away to his country club friends! Ever see those brass balls you can hang on your truck? Well a cheaper plastic version to REALLY let him know what we mean, besides, I`d like to see him re-gift them!
53 posted on 12/05/2014 3:20:31 PM PST by nomad
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To: Rockpile

The real question is did Pelosi “lapdance” JFK. Actually I don’t care what she did. All I want is for this greedy bitch to go away, preferably 6 feet down or deeper. She is a national disgrace which explains why the Dems chose her as a leader.

Crime does pay as well as stupidity, but lying, cheating, and gross ambition without any morals and ethics does pay if you are a Democrat, and too many Americans are “stuck on stupid” forever which will keep people like Pelosi in office ad infinitum.

Good news. They’re burying Mayor and Convict for Life Marion Barry today in DC.

The worms have fled the cemetery. Even they have some taste.

However, the Dung Beetles have moved in en masse. Tastes like chicken — shit!


54 posted on 12/05/2014 3:20:40 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: libbylu

Try these: http://www.yournutz.com/


55 posted on 12/05/2014 3:22:31 PM PST by nomad
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To: libbylu

Already ordered, and only ten bucks!http://www.yournutz.com/products/4-blue-biker-balls


56 posted on 12/05/2014 3:25:58 PM PST by nomad
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To: xzins
Steve Quayle calls them Meow Men and says we should all send Meow Mix to their offices.

Good idea, I think.

57 posted on 12/05/2014 3:26:58 PM PST by riri (Obama's Amerika--Not a fun place.)
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To: xzins

Push these, just let him try and re-gift them! http://www.yournutz.com/products/4-blue-biker-balls


58 posted on 12/05/2014 3:27:06 PM PST by nomad
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To: xzins

Boehner: 2 strikes, 0 balls.


59 posted on 12/05/2014 3:29:18 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: riri

Try these, only ten dollars: http://www.yournutz.com/products/4-blue-biker-balls I already ordered one and WILL send it to him! As an Ohioan I gotta do something more.


60 posted on 12/05/2014 3:29:43 PM PST by nomad
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