[yldstrk]

I am afraid to even say the word watermelon or the words fried chicken. What has this world come to? And how did watermelon come to be associated with being black?

[chajin]

I am afraid to even say the word watermelon

call it by its Japanese name, suika (SOOEY-kah). The written version, 西瓜, literally means "Western gourd."

[Genoa]

What this world has come to is that it is allergic to inappropriate. Welcome to lefty fascist utopia.

[BatGuano]

“No, it don't make me any cooler but it sho keeps da flies offa da watermelon.”