Meet "Normal Barbie": She Now Has Added Cellulite, Stretch Marks And Acne

komonews.com ^ | 21 November 2014

[nascarnation]

Does she come with a Bill Clinton doll as an accessory?

[dforest]

Any day now they will “unveil” the Infidel Barbie.

Comes laying down in the box with the head sitting on her chest.

Ken comes with a black hood thing over his head and a machete.

[nascarnation]

Carlyle (probably the most politically connected private equity outfit and located in DC) is buying trailer parks.

That gives you an indication of where the smart money sees America heading.

[dforest]

“If the trailer is a rockin’ don’t come a knockin”.

[Farmer Dean]

I guess those transsexual Obama dolls aren’t exactly flying off the shelves.

[Iron Munro]

Old Barbie had a friend named Ken.

New slutty Barbie needs a friend.

how about an air-headed druggie named Choomie 'Bama?

[nascarnation]

Only if he grows dreads....

[Califreak]

Aaaaarrrgh!

My eyes!

Quick, pass me the brain bleach!

[Rome2000]

All I know is I have been going to Disney in FL on and off for about 15 years and the transformation of the American public I have witnessed is astounding.

75% of the adults now either have really bad tattoos, are grossly obese, or both.

Very low IQ looking crowd to boot, I’m guessing these are cretins using free money redistributed to them by the IRS to pay their tab.

This Barbie is thin, but doesn’t look too bright.

[Secret Agent Man]

tramp-stamp barbie?

piercings barbie?

[Secret Agent Man]

i never wanted a woman that looked like barbie. she’s way too thin.

[publius911]

Oh man...

Incoming!!!
Save that image before it gets pulled...

[Gasshog]

Okay tats aint too bad.

But WHO wants to look at cellulite??

[Mrs. B.S. Roberts]

Thanks for the giggle. Reading other news posts while having my coffee had made me depressed. That picture made me laugh out loud. BTW I saw her on Main Street in my town last week....

[a fool in paradise]

allows kids to apply all the sorts of skin imperfections that real people have [like warts and tattoos], teaching kids that they don't have to aspire to or value the unrealistic body images promoted by Barbie or Ken dolls.

Tattoos are an artificial and voluntary body modification. If they are "imperfections" they are by choice and it is not "unrealistic" to believe that it is possible to keep your skin free of such ink.

[a fool in paradise]

If you give a gal a Teddy bear, is she going to aspire to be a zoo animal?

Yes.

[a fool in paradise]

Well then you’d think they would come up with a solution to the perpetually lost shoes!

They do have a solution. Sell more plastic toy shoes.

[Morgana]

Wonder if the new Ken and Barbie is transgender?