Then what I say next will not horrify you.
I’ve half a mind to bleach it blond or dye it brown, just to see how long it takes for somebody to kick his ass.
[empiric evidence mixed with twisted curiosity, ya know]
;D
Apparently, I’ve not been aware of all this pigmented power I wield.
Next summer will be fun.
Won’t matter. The bottle can’t cover the attitude. You’ll be outed in seconds. Blondes and Brunettes simply cannot get the attitude thing right which is why bottle job redheads (lower case) are so easy to spot. ESPECIALLY by people who know real ones. Which assumes that you even CAN dye it. Because a lot of the time it doesn’t take or the red still comes through.
Ans ‘Strawberry blonde’ is still Redhead ;)