Posted on 10/20/2014 1:00:00 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
This story about a divorce in the United Arab Emirates begins in not-so-unusual fashion: A wife refuses to sleep with her husband, and he is not pleased.
Then it gets weird: She tells him to talk to her parents, who explain that their daughter can't have sex with him because she is, in fact, a supernatural creature called a jinn that the BBCequates to a genie. This results in divorce. But if the excuse was a tall tale, the joke's on the ex-wife, because a court in Dubai ruled that she is not entitled to alimony, reports Gulf News.
Reason? She wasn't honest about the genie matter.
(Excerpt) Read more at khou.com ...
I think it’s out on DVD now. Have FUN!!
That’s just cold....ping.
The Djinn [and their capriciously evil minions, the salamanders] are feared by mooses.
*chuckle*
You betcha.
No, the redhead mating call is “**** me, if you think you’re good enough.”
Swive? That’s the present tense of swave, as in swave and deboner.
I am definitely not asking!
Currently not updating: The Fox Sister web comic.
Rollin’ down the street smokin’ Indo
Sippin’ on Jinn and juice...
There is one thing and one thing only that separates a genuine alpha male from his Beta brethren.
“Can you handle a Redhead?”
If the answer is yes, then you have achieved the pinnacle of masculinity. Alpha. Guts, bravery, sheer willpower, physical prowess...all these are a requirement.
Brunetts and Blonds? Normal human creatures. Redheads? Real ones? Something beyond that ;)
Ahhhh....so romantic.
[You forgot one very important attribute...the ability to dodge deftly thrown objects.] :)
Au contraire! “physical prowess” covers that. Has many aspects.
I’m not sure if it’s the genetics or what. But because of it, any dude that can handle a Redhead can walk into the worst biker dive bar without fear. Pick the biggest baddest looking HA in the place, tell him your wife’s a Redhead and you drink free all night.
Not sure if it’s a fear or respect thing. Most of the time it’s like they sense it. Fellow badassery or something. Doesn’t matter if you’re 6-3 and 250 pounds or a computer geek looking guy with a pocket protector. If you can handle a Redhead, you are at the top of the food chain and they know it ;)
Hmmm.
Perhaps that’s why nobody’s ever decked hubby, even when he desperately deserved it.
;D
[the 1%ers do seem to like him, oddly enough]
Actually I’m not completely kidding about that. Partly for dramatic effect, yea ;) but BS aside I used to know some burly types that I literally heard say, one to another ‘He’s Ok, he’s with a Redhead..” Not EVEN kidding about that.
So there is really something to it.
Huh.
Suddenly, the last 21 years of my life makes a little more sense.
God knows I’ve provoked plenty of them to murder, often enough, and no one’s ever laid a hand on me.
:)
[just took a 6 foot boa to a biker Halloween bash, filled with avowed snake phobics...and won first prize]
I wonder what else I can get away with?
Seriously? Anything you damn well feel like. It’s is pretty much expected that redheads are gonna do crazy sXit and there aren’t a lot of people willing to risk their health or hearing to call’em on it.
Come on! You KNOW this stuff! ;)
Never knew one to make a decent sammich.
Dammit.
Then what I say next will not horrify you.
I’ve half a mind to bleach it blond or dye it brown, just to see how long it takes for somebody to kick his ass.
[empiric evidence mixed with twisted curiosity, ya know]
;D
Apparently, I’ve not been aware of all this pigmented power I wield.
Next summer will be fun.
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