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Andrew Klavan: Eric Holder: Federal Dick
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Posted on 10/05/2014 6:25:42 AM PDT by bestintxas

I’m Andrew Klavan and this is the Revolting Truth.

America’s chief law officer has decided to step down and so it’s time to take a farewell look at the career of…

“Eric Holder, Federal Dick!”

In 2008, Eric Holder Federal Dick became the first black Attorney General of the United States. But that’s all right – there are plenty of decent, honest African Americans too. There’s one who lives right down the road from me. Seems like a great guy. So you can’t blame all of them for one man.

Shortly after taking office, Eric Holder Federal Dick declared that he would not prosecute the fascist thugs of the new Black Panther party who had paraded in front of a polling place carrying weapons. Holder said the panthers’ actions weren’t as bad as the sort of voter intimidation once practiced against [quote] “my people,” by which I guess he meant fascists, or thugs, or just any bunch of evil schmucks in leather and dark glasses.

Eric Holder Federal Dick also helped improve people’s lives by refusing to enforce laws like the Defense of Marriage Act because he didn’t agree with them. Thus he effectively stripped our elected representatives of their constitutional power to make meaningful legislation. Which improved people’s lives in more lawless countries like Burundi, because now they don’t have to feel so bad when they compare their governments to ours.

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Holder should be impeached, disbarred, imprisoned and lose all federal pensions for what he did to this country.

I believe nothing is too horrible for what he inflicted upon us.

1 posted on 10/05/2014 6:25:42 AM PDT by bestintxas
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To: bestintxas
Holder should be impeached, disbarred, imprisoned and lose all federal pensions for what he did to this country.

So should the POSOTUS and that won't happen. But should.

2 posted on 10/05/2014 6:29:40 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: bestintxas

“Federal Dick” tater?


3 posted on 10/05/2014 6:32:08 AM PDT by rktman ("The only thing dumber than a brood hen is a New York democrat." Mother Abagail.)
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Oops---I read that fast. I thought Klavan said Holder had a Feral Dick.

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Actually, Holder is quitting b/c he's going in for bowel surgery.

Seems that everytime Holder had to enforce a law, he got constipated---so much so he got addicted to Metamucil.

Now his system is shot to hell---he's getting a pacemaker implanted in his sphincter muscle.

Holder's taking the word ***hole to new heights of meaning.

4 posted on 10/05/2014 6:35:43 AM PDT by Liz ("Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences." Robert Louis Stevenson)
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To: bestintxas

He’s out of office, so can’t be impeached.

But the other punishments, sure.


5 posted on 10/05/2014 6:35:51 AM PDT by Sherman Logan (Perception wins most of the battles. Reality wins ALL the wars.)
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To: bestintxas

Eric Holder: Dick


6 posted on 10/05/2014 6:36:34 AM PDT by harwood (You don't wanna go there.)
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To: bestintxas

“So you can’t blame all of them for one man.”

I don’t think many people blame all blacks for what Holder has done to destroy this country with his buddy the Muslim..
those two have the crooked black friends on earth..Along with the NAZI SOROS they have destroyed this country..

I would also love to see Holder prosecuted but it will never happen.


7 posted on 10/05/2014 6:47:21 AM PDT by PLD
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To: bestintxas

Federal Dick? More like Head Federal Dick.


8 posted on 10/05/2014 6:56:20 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: Sherman Logan

“He’s out of office, so can’t be impeached.”

Untrue. He is still in office until a successor is found.


9 posted on 10/05/2014 7:06:32 AM PDT by bestintxas (Every time a RINO bites the dust a founding father gets his wings)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

More like Federal Dick Head!


10 posted on 10/05/2014 7:07:00 AM PDT by preacher (I am not a global warming hoax denier.)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Or just Federal Dick Head.


11 posted on 10/05/2014 7:13:03 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Or...dick-head federal?


12 posted on 10/05/2014 7:20:51 AM PDT by ogen hal (First amendment or reeducation camp)
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To: bestintxas

Sorry, was unaware of that. Thanks for the info.


13 posted on 10/05/2014 7:24:12 AM PDT by Sherman Logan (Perception wins most of the battles. Reality wins ALL the wars.)
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To: smoothsailing; ogen hal

I thought someone could improve on my post.


14 posted on 10/05/2014 7:26:33 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie
Federal Dick? More like Head Federal Dick.

The accounting department at the company where I was employed was named "Richard Head". Needless to say he was a mite touchy about that...

I also had a college professor named Mathew Fuchs. First day of class he made it clear that anyone misspelling Fuchs would repeat the class next semester.

Regards,
GtG

15 posted on 10/05/2014 11:24:36 AM PDT by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, I like it 'cuz they know me here.)
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To: bestintxas

More like “Dickless.”


16 posted on 10/05/2014 11:25:23 AM PDT by dfwgator (The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)
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To: Gandalf_The_Gray

Butthead’s uncle if memory serves me correctly


17 posted on 10/05/2014 12:10:37 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: PLD

“I would also love to see Holder prosecuted but it will never happen.”

There are other ways to get results.

just remember what happened to Clinton’s associates who crossed them, like Vince Foster, Ron Brown or Jim McDougal.

and the Clintons are on their way back soon, and cannot let little people get into their way.

Remember what Bill really thinks about Obama was said in 2008.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/bill-clinton-obama-few-years-ago-guy-would-have-been-carrying-our-bags_651489.html


18 posted on 10/05/2014 3:48:40 PM PDT by bestintxas (Every time a RINO bites the dust a founding father gets his wings)
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