Feds Wonder Why Fat Girls Can’t Get Dates

Washington Free Beacon ^ | 10/1/14 | Elizabeth Harrington

[SoFloFreeper]

NIH spends $466,642 to determine if it’s all about that bass

The federal government is spending nearly a half a million dollars to find out why obese teenage girls have a hard time getting dates.

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) awarded a $466,642 grant last week for the study, which will examine whether social skills have an impact on why obese girls have fewer dating experiences than their less obese counterparts.

[LostInBayport]

[Mariner]

One of the greatest Rock Anthems EVER!

[Boogieman]

Nah, you forgot chubby chasers, they do exist, I know a couple.

[SIDENET]

why obese girls have fewer dating experiences

Because they FAT?

[SpinnerWebb]

All About That Bass lyrics
Meghan Trainor

Because you know I'm all about that bass, no treble
I'm all bout that bass 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble

Yeah it's pretty clear, I ain't no size 2
But I can shake it, shake it like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
All the right junk in all the right places

I see the magazines working that Photoshop
We know that shit ain't real
Come on now, make it stop
If you got beauty beauty just raise 'em up
'Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size
She says, boys they like a little more booty to hold at night
You know I won't be no stick thin you silly Barbie doll,
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along!

Because you know I'm all about that bass, no treble
I'm all bout bout that bass 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble

I'm bringing booty back
Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches Hey!
No, I'm just playing I know you think you're fat,
But I'm here to tell you that,
Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top!

Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size
She says, boys they like a little more booty to hold at night
You know I won't be no stick thin you silly Barbie doll,
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along!

Because you know I'm all about that bass,about that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass,
Because you know I'm all about that bass,about that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass,
Because you know I'm all about that bass,about that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass

[KeyLargo]

[Boogieman]

“It’s the fault of horrendous nutritional guidelines and especially the war on fat (as in eating fat).”

Funny, we all have the same nutritional guidelines, and some of us manage to stay slim.

[epluribus_2]

Its anthropology. The brain sees them as already “graduated id” and therefore not available for reproducing.

[LambSlave]

I won't be no stick thin you silly Barbie doll,

I won't be no stick figure silicon Barbie doll

[Macoozie]

Fat chicks are like MoPeds-

A lot of fun to ride until your friends see ya’

[lafroste]

OK, how about horrendous nutritional options and the war on fat?

[VAFreedom]

heh, to me, there are some differences between a little chubby and morbidly obese,
maybe the hope is that it might be easier for the chubby ones to loose weight.

[epluribus_2]

Gravid

[KeyLargo]

I Like Big Butts Lyrics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYyd0dvNNXU

[Snickering Hound]

[Marie]

You sir, just won the internet! lol!

[Bob]

Maybe they’ve just got “big bones”. That’s probably a good thing, since normal bones would snap like twigs carrying all that excess of weight around.

[barefoot_hiker]

Just more Democrat money laundering of tax dollars.
FedGov money flows in various ways to libs and lib organizations. Some comes back to Democrat pols as campaign donations, some is used to advance left wing causes in various ways, some is pocketed and some small fraction is actually used for the stated purpose, a “study” in this case. They have it down to a science.

[molson209]

You guys better stop the stupid comments ,if you wives find out they’ll kill you , LOL

[DannyTN]

Went to the Tom Petty concert last week. Two bubble butt girls were in front of us, and they tried to sit down at the same time. It was like one of those kinetic energy machines, it just kept going back and forth.