Obama on GOP: ‘We’ll Break Those Folks Down… That’s How I Got Michelle to Marry Me’

Mediaite ^ | 2 Sep 2014 | Eddie Scarry

[TADSLOS]

Rev Wright got the mooch to marry bath house Barry for a price. Probably the only capitalist market based transaction he’s ever been a party to.

[Arm_Bears]

I don’t know what he thinks he has to break down—The GOP can’t wait to roll over for him.

[Dr. Sivana]

That’s how I got Michelle to marry me — I just wore her down.

I can picture it now:

BHO: No, I'm serious! Let's get married!
Michelle Robinson [MR]: Barry, you don't mean that!
BHO: I do!
MR: But your a faggot!
BHO: It's more complicated than that. Marry me, I'll make it work!
MR: Barry, you're a nice guy and everything . . .
BHO: It's the only way! I think we can get you plugged in for a quarter-mil a year at Billings. Maybe more.
MR: That's great Barry, but . . .
BHO: I'm going places, we BOTH know that. You KNOW my connections. C'mon Michelle help me make it!
MR: I know you mean well, Barry, but . . .
BHO: You don't love me 'cause I'm half white. Is THAT IT?
MR: No, you're just fine. It's the half something else that scares me.
BHO: Look, I'll give you room. You will do just fie on this ride, woman.
MR: Barry, Barry . . .
BHO: I'm almost done begging. I've got a phone. [Pulls out Blackberry] If you choose wrong, you could ruin not only your life but those of your loved ones. You do understand that you leave no choice.
MR: [Eyes wide open, scared stiff] Make it . . . a third of a million and I'll go along.
BHO: You're wonderful, Michelle. [Puts phone away]

[Iron Munro]

That’s how I got Michelle to marry me — I just wore her down.

It's easier when you set your sights that low.

[righttackle44]

Only Obama would be stupid enough to see getting fat Michelle to marry him, as a victory of some kind.

[mjp]

If the Fed and the treasury keep creating huge amounts of money out of thin air, there will sooner or later be an increase in the minimum wage. But, prices will be rising also, leaving the minimum wagers no better off.

[firebrand]

Old World War I slogan: “Victory is a question of stamina.” Lefties, of course, apply it to all the wrong things.

[sport]

No, he got Michelle to marry him because they both needed beards.

[firebrand]

A strategy tested and proven successful in New York.

[Graewoulf]

” - - - what he focuses on. - - “

Yup. Obama knows that Boehner and his RINOs must be kept cowed in submission.

Ponder this:

Now that Obama has removed the US Marines and the US Army, (Obamacode: “boots on the ground”), from the Russian and Militant Muslim Theaters of War, both Russia and the Militant Muslims know that they are assured of quickly obtaining ground control of the Eastern Mediterranean.

Both the Russians and the Militant Muslims know that their rapid ground advances will end once the Impeachment Proceedings begin on Obama.

Russia needs to have land and Naval control of the north shore of the Black Sea and western Turkey in order to have unfettered access from its only warm water Naval port in Crimea to the Mediterranean Sea.

With the Militant Muslims, (al Qadea, al Sharia, Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas, ISIS, etc., etc., etc.), controlling the land transport of much of the World’s Oil, and Russia’s Navy controlling the Eastern Mediterranean shipment of Oil, Israel would have no choice but to become a neutral Nation - - - the “Switzerland” of the Middle East.

The Democrat control of the US Senate and Administration, has resulted in a strategy of Domestic Financial weakness, betrayal to America’s Allies, and exponentially emboldened Military planners in Russia and the Muslim Militant community.

Will Speaker “Blank Check” Boehner continue to financially support the Obama-Reid-Jarrett Regime Strategy of ceding control of the Eastern Mediteranian/Middle East to the Russians and Militant Muslims?

[Vaduz]

Nobody can kill jobs faster than Obama.

[maine-iac7]

his “marriage” was ‘arranged’ by the person who introduced them, our de facto President and his handler... Valerie

[Tennessee Nana]

You should have gone straight “Would you like to be Emperoress ?”

[stocksthatgoup]

The Because It Ain’t Right Speech! The Elegant One boosts the Gettysburg address one more notch.