Posted on 08/27/2014 12:27:18 PM PDT by Cheerio
HOUSTON, Texas -- On Sunday a 33-year-old Mexican national was busted by Border Patrol agents for having large amounts of methamphetamine and heroin hidden inside her vehicle.
According to U.S. Customs and Border Patrol (CBP), the suspect, a female, ignored an agent when he asked her to roll her window down for questioning at the Pine Valley Checkpoint near San Diego. The woman's behavior caused her to be referred to an inspection area, where drug-sniffing dogs found 39 bundles of meth and heroin.
The recovered drugs had a street value of more than $500,000. In total, the drugs weighed about 38 pounds.
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Well quick, give him a driver’s license and a green card.
We don’t want to be inhospitable.
If you like your methamphetamine, you can keep it.
Maybe the arresting officers can pay her to take the stuff off her hands, too. Just to accommodate! :)
You know so she doesn’t charge them with ‘profiling’ her!
“Well quick, give him a drivers license and a green card.
We dont want to be inhospitable.”
Quick, someone call Jerry Brown and his “welcome wagon!”
“Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.”
This person is probably a legal crosser. One wouldn’t normally expect somebody to run a load through a fixed checkpoint with an illegal. For some reason she got spooked and got popped. Now she and her family will owe somebody a load.
Why would someone smuggle methamphetamine?
It’s too easy to make to be worth the risk of carrying large quantities across a national border.
Thank you. Thank you. It was too easy...
I hadn’t really prepared anything.
(breaks out 20 pages of notes)
I’d like to thank...
Yes, gotta avoid the appearance of profiling. Good call...
I’m sure the call is in...
Maybe she figured that if 50,000 women and children from South America and other foreign countries can just waltz across the border, so could she.
Hold it....
I am challenging the award. You didn’t even get the ‘sex’ of the driver correct.
GENIUSES I tell you!
Okay, but I would like to lodge an appeal.
In paragraph 92 of sub-section 19a,z,b, it states in the Leftist manuel that Americans will from the issuance of that document forward reference people as being unisex, and equal in the eyes of the Sun God as it relates to sex, sexual preference, marriage preference and any other preference.
Since the awards programs are Leftist institutions, no Conservatives need apply, I was merely conforming to the rules governing this sort of thing.
I couldn’t say a woman was apprehended. Sun God forbid!
I am due this award. You owe me. The organization owes me. The government owes me. Everyone owes me.
People are making protest signs as I type. Are you sure you want a piece of this?
LMAO
See, told ya...
Thanks for the union support there F15Eagle!
Besides, I already had an insurance policy with Aflac that must cover this somehow.
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