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ISIS Bans Pickles
Shoebat.com ^ | August 24, 2014 | Walid Shoebat

Posted on 08/24/2014 6:48:55 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer

Local sources in Nineveh province this Sunday stated that ISIS prevented the sale and purchase of pickles and nuts of all sorts in the markets of the province.

The source said in an interview for “Alsumaria News”, that “ISIS decided to prevent the people of Mosul, from buying and selling all pickled products, as well as nuts of all kinds,” noting that “ISIS shut down shops selling pickled products and destroyed all pickled products in several shops of the city’s markets. ”

The source, who asked not to be named, said: “The decision angered residents, who proclaimed its strange for a city which is famous for pickles and trade in all kinds of nuts.”

Previously, ISIS imposed on the people of Mosul strange decisions eliminating wearing jeans and enforcing Afghan style clothing on men and veils for women, as well as the prevention of smoking, Falafel stands, as well as preventing the delivery of ration cards to religious minorities and Christians and also told the citizens to hand over their identification cards for the issuance of new identities for them bearing the logo of the organization.

The fear of pickled products stems from a fear by ISIS that such products could be used for manufacturing homemade alcohol.

As for us at Shoebat.com, we make our own homemade Falafel, brew our own Makgeolli, role our own tobacco (it costs 50 cents per packet), bake our own French peasant loaves of bread, but as far as the pickles, we especially prefer and buy zionist OSEM Israeli pickles. These are simply the best (ISIS, eat your hearts out).


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These are the things that will add up and the people will finally snap. Unfortunately, there is no better leadership available.
1 posted on 08/24/2014 6:48:55 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: Vince Ferrer

These guys are like the Khmer Rouge without the charm.


2 posted on 08/24/2014 6:51:29 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Vince Ferrer

Islam’s war against civilization is FAR from over.


3 posted on 08/24/2014 6:52:14 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

+1.


4 posted on 08/24/2014 6:53:11 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Vince Ferrer; GeronL; Slings and Arrows
Maybe Colorado could pick up tourism by touting "legal pickle sales".


5 posted on 08/24/2014 6:53:23 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (ISIS has started up a slave trade in Iraq. Mission accomplshed, Barack, Mission accomplished.)
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To: Vince Ferrer
But the secret of a really great hamburger is PICKLES. Here is all the proof I need to offer:

Of course even I will admit that a half a cup of really good chili helps as well.

6 posted on 08/24/2014 6:56:50 PM PDT by InterceptPoint (Remember Mississippi)
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To: InterceptPoint

I used to love their double chili cheeseburgers.

Michelle Obama has probably had one.


7 posted on 08/24/2014 7:04:07 PM PDT by struggle
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To: InterceptPoint
But the secret of a really great hamburger is PICKLES. Here is all the proof I need to offer:

Used to frequent the location on Beverly Blvd in L.A.

Absolutely, the best hamburgers and chili I've ever had. Wish we had Tommy's here in AZ.

8 posted on 08/24/2014 7:04:15 PM PDT by SMM48
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To: Vince Ferrer

So pickles can be made into booze? Funny I’ve never been offered a pickle martini, and the bar has thousands of alcohic beverages on offer. Are they really sure of this? And just what do these nuts have against nuts, anyway. They’re usually quite healthy for you to eat and one of the biggest supporters of islamoNazism is a retired American peanut farmer.


9 posted on 08/24/2014 7:09:28 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..) n)
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To: faithhopecharity

I posted a photo of Dog Fish Head’s 60 Minute IPA soaked pickles (by the jar). Don’t other recipes use vinegar?

How do they use vinegar with vegetables when it is made from wine?

They don’t even like alcohol as a cleaner on your hands/face.

Islam is OCD writ large.


10 posted on 08/24/2014 7:16:52 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (ISIS has started up a slave trade in Iraq. Mission accomplshed, Barack, Mission accomplished.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Pickles are made with salt, spices, water and of course cucumbers. I just got a new batch going in the fridge right now. Vinegar is not needed.


11 posted on 08/24/2014 7:26:51 PM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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To: a fool in paradise

Then there is ATKINS (Arkansas) Pickles!
Aw shucks!The plant closed in 2002! Now it processes chicken. Wander how pickled chicken tastes!

http://www.encyclopediaofarkansas.net/encyclopedia/entry-detail.aspx?entryID=2154


12 posted on 08/24/2014 7:31:40 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (SOUL BROTHER! This house is not armed! (Signs people thought would protect them in the 1960s))
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To: Vince Ferrer
but having sex with little boys and farm animals is still OK...
13 posted on 08/24/2014 7:43:48 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Vince Ferrer
DID I SAY YOU COULD EAT PICKLES?!?!


14 posted on 08/24/2014 7:49:26 PM PDT by Organic Panic
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To: Organic Panic

Perfect.


15 posted on 08/24/2014 7:50:26 PM PDT by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?s)
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To: faithhopecharity

Target sells dill pickle potato chips.


16 posted on 08/24/2014 7:51:39 PM PDT by Excellence (Marine mom since April 11, 2014)
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To: Vince Ferrer

Al Qaeda thinks ISIS is too extreme.

Think about that for a second. Let it settle in.

THE NUMBER ONE NUTCASE ORGANIZATION IN THE WORLD THINKS ISIS IS CRAZY.


17 posted on 08/24/2014 7:51:47 PM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
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To: Excellence

Thanks. Let me know when target sells pastrami potato chips.


18 posted on 08/24/2014 7:59:59 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..) n)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m not buying all the aq thinks Isis is crazy talk. Soon they will join aq from Africa and they will have control of a wider land mass. A good Muslim terrorist army would most likely want Mecca and medina.


19 posted on 08/24/2014 8:02:14 PM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: Vince Ferrer

The men don’t want the women to compare them unfavorably with pickles and nuts. I mean, there’s half sours and then there’s mini gherkins, ya know? That’s the reason for this ban.


20 posted on 08/24/2014 8:07:07 PM PDT by EinNYC
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