Be sure to set your DVR. You’ll want to record this one for posterity.
In lieu of flowers please make a donation in Michael’s name to one of the looted stores.
Since Sharpton is a reverend, I wonder if he has ever preached about the good news that one can achieve salvation through faith in Jesus Christ? Has Jesse Jackson ever preached a sermon on this theme?
The good news is they are booing Jesse Jackson. The bad news is nobody is booing Sharpton yet.
I really like the handcuffs.
And only 12 of them will be missing a days work.
Well, Al certainly is an erudite, silver-tongued orator.
After his funeral oration, maybe we’ll put his speech up here, pick out the real howlers and vote on which was the daffiest. Most daffy?
Yeah, Al could talk a squirrel down from a telephone pole, or a flock of ducks down from roosting in the flatulent elm.
There is an old Richard Pryor funeral eulogy that I would love to post but would probably get me banned.
Sharpton still refers to himself as a Reverend, no shame there is there.
It will be a circus and after he’s done whipping them up the cops again will have their hands full.
Will anyone get killed or hurt? We’ll see... I’ll say yes
BARF Alert!!
When and where is the car wash? My PU is dirty.
So much for a solemn and civil funeral program.
Going to be a few collections at that service.
They’re going to need to hire some Hollywood fiction writers to come up with anything good to say about the thug.
Imagine,A eulogy given by one of the biggest racial arsonist going Al Sharpton.
What’s the line about laying down with dogs and getting flees?
Al Sharpton is one dirty race hustling dog.
This whole Ferguson event will make a fantastic Gospel/Rock Opera, cause everybody is acting way over the top. “Michael, Can You Hear Me? Can I Really Hear You?”
The music at the funeral should be great. Such a loss of a great talent. Terrific lyricist. Wholl ever be able to forget his classic masterwork, Smokin Dope and F*ckin Hoes, recorded only days before the world lost this gentle giant of a man.
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All is going to make sure that everyone who attends gets a FREE Bag O’ “Skillets”.