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1 posted on 08/22/2014 8:06:29 PM PDT by maggief
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Be sure to set your DVR. You’ll want to record this one for posterity.


28 posted on 08/22/2014 8:26:10 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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In lieu of flowers please make a donation in Michael’s name to one of the looted stores.


30 posted on 08/22/2014 8:26:24 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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Since Sharpton is a reverend, I wonder if he has ever preached about the good news that one can achieve salvation through faith in Jesus Christ? Has Jesse Jackson ever preached a sermon on this theme?


31 posted on 08/22/2014 8:27:54 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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The good news is they are booing Jesse Jackson. The bad news is nobody is booing Sharpton yet.


32 posted on 08/22/2014 8:28:54 PM PDT by DManA
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Hands Up! Don't Shoot!

I really like the handcuffs.

34 posted on 08/22/2014 8:29:26 PM PDT by Slyfox (Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
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The church's special events manager Denise Makey is busy preparing for the largest event the congregation has ever seen, making room for more than 5,000 people.

And only 12 of them will be missing a days work.

35 posted on 08/22/2014 8:30:55 PM PDT by 17th Miss Regt
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Well, Al certainly is an erudite, silver-tongued orator.

After his funeral oration, maybe we’ll put his speech up here, pick out the real howlers and vote on which was the daffiest. Most daffy?

Yeah, Al could talk a squirrel down from a telephone pole, or a flock of ducks down from roosting in the flatulent elm.


36 posted on 08/22/2014 8:31:46 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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There is an old Richard Pryor funeral eulogy that I would love to post but would probably get me banned.


39 posted on 08/22/2014 8:33:43 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
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Sharpton still refers to himself as a Reverend, no shame there is there.

It will be a circus and after he’s done whipping them up the cops again will have their hands full.

Will anyone get killed or hurt? We’ll see... I’ll say yes


41 posted on 08/22/2014 8:35:52 PM PDT by reefdiver (The fool says there is no God. And the bigger fools sees direct evidence and rages against it.)
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BARF Alert!!


45 posted on 08/22/2014 8:40:38 PM PDT by 2harddrive
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A preview? I be preachin' dat 'resist we much'
48 posted on 08/22/2014 8:41:26 PM PDT by JPG ("So sue me". OK, we will.)
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When and where is the car wash? My PU is dirty.


50 posted on 08/22/2014 8:45:11 PM PDT by TaMoDee (Go Pack Go! The Pack will be back in 2014!)
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So much for a solemn and civil funeral program.


51 posted on 08/22/2014 8:45:20 PM PDT by Iron Munro (Democrats love poor blacks - that's why they keep them on the Plantation)
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Going to be a few collections at that service.


53 posted on 08/22/2014 8:47:49 PM PDT by bramps (Go West America!)
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They’re going to need to hire some Hollywood fiction writers to come up with anything good to say about the thug.


57 posted on 08/22/2014 9:13:04 PM PDT by VerySadAmerican (Liberals were raised by women or wimps. And they're all stupid.)
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Poor Jud is Dead
It's a shame that he wont keep, but it's summer and we're running out of ice.
58 posted on 08/22/2014 9:21:36 PM PDT by BigEdLB (Now there ARE 1,000,000 regret.s - but it may be too late.)
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Imagine,A eulogy given by one of the biggest racial arsonist going Al Sharpton.

What’s the line about laying down with dogs and getting flees?

Al Sharpton is one dirty race hustling dog.


59 posted on 08/22/2014 9:22:15 PM PDT by puppypusher ( The World is going to the dogs.)
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This whole Ferguson event will make a fantastic Gospel/Rock Opera, cause everybody is acting way over the top. “Michael, Can You Hear Me? Can I Really Hear You?”


61 posted on 08/22/2014 10:20:43 PM PDT by lee martell
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The music at the funeral should be great. Such a loss of a great talent. Terrific lyricist. Who’ll ever be able to forget his classic masterwork, “Smokin’ Dope and F*ckin’ Hoes”, recorded only days before the world lost this gentle giant of a man.

https://soundcloud.com/bigmike-jr-brown/smoking-dope-luh-vee-feat-big-mike?in=user221856872/sets/bigmike

More here:

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/08/breaking-gentle-mike-browns-raps-surface-beat-that-puy-up-then-be-on-the-run-masterbating-off-my-voice-on-the-laptop-audio/


62 posted on 08/22/2014 10:57:08 PM PDT by j.frank.dobie (2016!)
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All is going to make sure that everyone who attends gets a FREE Bag O’ “Skillets”.


65 posted on 08/23/2014 12:08:18 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (America is not a refugee camp! It's my home!)
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