Hamas Confirms: Mohammed Deif is Still Alive

Arutz Sheva ^ | 20/8/14 | Ido Ben Porat & Ari Soffer

[Eleutheria5]

Hamas spokesman Sami Abu Zuhri has said that the elusive head of the terror group's "military wing", Mohammed Deif, is still "alive and well" despite an IDF assassination attempt which killed his wife and son.

"The occupation will pay for its crimes against the Palestinian people," declared Abu-Zuhri, who added a chilling warning to the people of southern Israel.

"The residents of the Gaza periphery will return to their homes only by the decision of the commander Mohammed Deif and one Israeli commitment to stop the aggression and lift the siege," he threatened.

Adding to the threats, Hamas spokesperson Fawzi Barhoum said Wednesday that "difficult days" are coming for both Israel and Gaza, as an escalation in the violence is expected.

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[Eleutheria5]

The IDF will take another shot at Deif and this time not miss. Whatever decisions he does or does not make at that point will be moot.

[OddLane]

Or is he?

[reefdiver]

Just because they said he was still alive doesn’t make it so

[cloudmountain]

Reporter: Ma'am, your son, Mohammed Deif, is dead.
Deif's mother: WHAT? Speak up. I can't hear you.

Lol.
Sorry. I couldn't resist.

[molson209]

Just draw an X on his face and move to the next one

[Rainier1789]

So just in time, the coward managed to hide behind his wife, Shiela Shield, and son Tunnelboy.

[TexasCajun]

...just a flesh wound.

[Eleutheria5]

I’ve had worse.

[Eleutheria5]

Does he have a spare wife for next time?

Qualities to be expected in a Hamas leader’s second wife:

1. Really fat;
2. Really tall;
3. Able to lie still for prolonged periods on top of and beneath other wives, children, expendable relatives;
4. Doesn’t mind waking up in the middle of the night;
5. Responds well to beatings.